#3son WhatsApp's me to let me know the big game is off. Probably a blessing given recent form. #Keith

Been back to delete tweets from 2014. When #2son and #3son invented bare-knuckle contract whist.

Periodically conversation turns to whether I could still win a fight with my children. Current view is that #1son and #3son would batter me. #2son would be a close thing given we are even in height and weight.