Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
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Me: Alea, I want to finish my Mandarin lessons.
Alea the Black Cat: And I want to go out. This way we both don't get what we want.
#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
302 followers · 7280 posts · Server mastodon.art
It's Labour Day, so naturally I woke up 06.00 like I normally do - despite having turned my alarm off. But this looks like such a good sleep-in I may stay in bed just a little bit longer.
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #sleepin #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
304 followers · 7192 posts · Server mastodon.art
Me: Alea, if you keep getting in the way I'll post an unflattering pic on social media.
Alea the Black Cat: So?
#coworker #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
300 followers · 7110 posts · Server mastodon.art
Local cat does not understand why she has to share her prime deer watching space with potatoes!
"This is a grotesque misuse of real estate! They may have eyes, but they can't see!"
#AleaTheBlackCat #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #gardening #spuds
#spuds #gardening #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
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Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
299 followers · 7062 posts · Server mastodon.art
I don't understand how this is comfortable. She's draped over my knobbly feet. But she needs rest from some Extremely Exciting deer watching so I'm not moving.
#morning #mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
292 followers · 6960 posts · Server mastodon.art
A morning Alea the Black Cat for you. Is leaving the bed a good idea? Reports will be in by eleven.
#morning #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
291 followers · 6903 posts · Server mastodon.art
Look who stole my place and is smug about it!
#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
288 followers · 6837 posts · Server mastodon.art
Whenever I try to grab a towel she swats and hisses at me. Air drying may be my best strategy.
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat #caturday
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
287 followers · 6813 posts · Server mastodon.artLooks like I need to raise the thermostat; whenever I try to write about libraries in C-drama Alea the Black Cat comes up and sits on my chest...
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
287 followers · 6787 posts · Server mastodon.art
She's not exactly blocking my way, but every time I move to leave the bed she opens an eye and glares at me.
#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
286 followers · 6760 posts · Server mastodon.art
Apparently this is veeery comfortable and I shouldn't move.
#CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
282 followers · 6633 posts · Server mastodon.art
Your honour! She was blocking my only way out. I _had_ to stay in bed for eight hours!
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
281 followers · 6611 posts · Server mastodon.art
How you make your bed if your cat insists on "helping".
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
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Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
279 followers · 6556 posts · Server mastodon.art
No! There's absolutely no room for you here! Go away! I'm watching bird tv!
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
279 followers · 6550 posts · Server mastodon.art
I've moved my bed, and now Alea the Black Cat has the perfect place for bird watching.
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
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Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
279 followers · 6420 posts · Server mastodon.art
Alea the Black Cat: Snow... hm... cold... hm. I'm not sure... But the indoors is usually boring... Hm... Don't close the door! I need to think... Hm... If I...
*steps out in the icky snow*
Me: *waits fifteen seconds*
*opens the door*
Want to come in again?
Alea tBC: YES!
#mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #snow #AleaTheBlackCat
Martha Crimson · @MarthaCrimson
273 followers · 6412 posts · Server mastodon.art
The duvet cover I sew for my film-watching duvet is a snoring success.
#maker #sewing #CatsOfMastodon #AleaTheBlackCat