Big shout out to the person who scheduled a call for 9am the morning after the #OfficeXmasParty

Man cannot live by canapé alone. #OfficeXmasParty

Highlight this year was the young woman who cornered me and told me that her economics were Austrian and we should go back on the gold standard. #OfficeXmasParty

Afraid the #OfficeXmasParty didn't hit the heights of previous years. No drag act bingo. No vodka luge. Although one colleague ended up in hospital after that and several had a week off because of the germs.

Off to London for the #OfficeXmasParty. #FreeBar plus train service that ends early tonight. What could possibly go wrong?

Just dropped The Shape of Jazz to Come into the Spotify playlist the kids at work are preparing for the #OfficeXmasParty.

Cross with the rail unions. If they'd scheduled next week's strikes for a day later I'd have an excuse for ducking out of the #OfficeXmasParty.