@politicsbot

#PresidentPoopyPants needed a distraction.

In the #Lets_Go_Brandon department this evening...

I am looking at the evidence presented and reflecting on a couple of conversations in the last 12 hours to say that we are at a greater than 95% likelihood that POTUS had an incontinence issue during the Papal visit.

What I cannot confirm is if this was a Level 1 code yellow or if this was Level 2 wish for having worn his brown suit. This leads me to believe the communion statement was THE distraction.

#PresidentPoopyPants

In the #Lets_Go_Brandon department this evening...

I am looking at the evidence presented and reflecting on a couple of conversations in the last 12 hours to say that we are at a greater than 95% likelihood that POTUS had an incontinence issue during the Papal visit.

What I cannot confirm is if this was a Level 1 code yellow or if this was Level 2 wish for having worn his brown suit. This leads me to believe the communion statement was THE distraction.

#PresidentPoopyPants

In the #Lets_Go_Brandon department this evening...

I am looking at the evidence presented and reflecting on a couple of conversations in the last 12 hours to say that we are at a greater than 95% likelihood that POTUS had an incontinence issue during the Papal visit.

What I cannot confirm is if this was a Level 1 code yellow or if this was Level 2 wish for having worn his brown suit. This leads me to believe the communion statement was THE distraction.

#PresidentPoopyPants

Wait, wait, wait. What is going on with the hashtag #PresidentPoopyPants? Did Biden poop himself in public or is this a joke?