ITM You!
Prayers and/or Karma please for you freshly born #PoK who just under two hours old is already giving us all palpitations. He is in the NICU and being given oxygen and antibiotics as his breathing isn’t quite what it should be. Love is light and you’re all bathed in the beauty of the living breath. Here’s a picture of dear young Henry Jack Forsyth-Foreman being held by your #QoK for the first time to spur your intentions onward.

ITM DDDD'rs!

I drunk donated to #TBPITU last night and as penance and to score some wifeCredits, I told the #QoK I'll go through the seven draws worth of cables/wires I've been hoarding for idk 2 decades or something.

The plan is to go through them all get shot of ALL THE DUPLICATES. Shouldn't take more than three/four days I'm sure #andsuch

@CSB I've just received my new iPhone-in-a-draw and today is the day I will finalise the youtoob account. I'm working until 9pm tonight. Will see how I go afters as Friday is my Drinking Day whilst the #QoK is pregnant.

@hdselsen I can do it on a pixel 6, if that's "enormous" then my wife the #QoK is luckier than I previously considered…

@CSB my initial impression is that it has potential to be very useful in the right hands. Our #QoK @KJAFF currently considers it to be "just like Google" but she only found our about it today so should be excused for her position due to limited exposure.

My initial instinctive feeling is that it uses the Internet to parse large volumes of information, similar to how a human brain works. I sense intelligence that is artificial. I've only had it for a couple of hours though so that may change.

@ned @Viking we've landed in Portugal! At Faro airoporto. Got fast tracked through the security apparatus due to our #QoK's status as a pregnant lady. #isnice #obrigado

@danksteady thank you kindly. My kids have been singing it all week too which our lovely #QoK @KJAFF appreciates bigly.

ITM curiosities!

Consider this gender reveal confirmed!

Your priceless plucky #PoK will be a most welcome addition to Gitmo nation. Congratulations to us all, but our gracious #QoK @KJAFF the most.

ITM guessers!

I'm going to post some photos of the latest of your #KoK here and #QoK there @KJAFF 's #HR. Another #PoK off the assembly line. Then I'll follow it up with a lickle poll and you lot can have a guess. After the poll has elapsed the matter will be settled by a toot revealing the genital structure of our 15cm wonder.

So for now, here's a sneak peak for ya'll…

ITM Embryo's!

Your #KoK, #QoK and the #PoK are eagerly awaiting a scan to find out the sex of our #PoK to be, eta 27th August 2023.

ITM patience!

Your #QoK, #KoK and one of the #PoK's are out having a "shopping experience" in IKEA, looking to fill the void left in the corner of our living room (by putting the telly on the wall). I come out the loo after a poo pitstop to find these two munching down. Cheeky moo's they are!

ITM aids!

Your #QoK and #KoK here are THOROUGHLY ENJOYING the MASTERFUL manipulative genius that is the documentary "Harry & Meghan".

It is perhaps the most perfect piece of propaganda I have had the pleasure to dismiss. Emotionally devious, playing on multiple tropes of human interaction, utterly WONDERFUL I HIGHLY recommend this to ANYONE seeking to comprehend and understand the COMPLEX and DEPRAVED duality forced upon all slaves everywhere by the enemy of humanity.

No room for nuance.

ITM aids!

Your #QoK and #KoK here are THOROUGHLY ENJOYING the MASTERFUL manipulative genius that is the documentary "Harry & Meghan".

It is perhaps the most masterful piece of propaganda I have had the pleasure to dismiss. Emotionally devious, playing on multiple tropes of human interaction, utterly WONDERFUL I HIGHLY recommend this to ANYONE seeking to comprehend and understand to COMPLEX depraved duality forced upon all slaves everywhere by the enemy of humanity.

No room for nuance.

@billybon3s I have it alleged by our wonderful gorgeous #QoK @KJAFF it was edited for the effect of the report. Because they're going on about the green agenda or summit.

@Therealdcgirl pahahahaha!

I've never even heard of it, channel 4 is off the chain these days so it doesn't surprise me much.

Maybe that's what our #QoK @KJAFF is up to when I'm working nights at the pub?

ITM seedlings!

Our #QoK @KJAFF cocktail is called, Survivor Sunset - Raspberry gin, framboise liqueur, strawberry syrup, lemon juice, raspberry purée & blueberry purée.

Mine is the Blue World Order - blueberry infused vodka, bubblegum sugar, lemon juice & blue curaçao with a splash of lemonade.

Bit of dutch courage for the tough times to come.

ITM pugs!

Heading into https://the war of the world's immersive.com to experience a birthday treat from the #KoK mother.

Sat in the bar beforehand with our #QoK @KJAFF who knows little to nothing about HG Wells or War of the Worlds.

Might have to use up some of that luck I've got stored up for future success in life. You know #toSurvive. At least I brought my tissues init.

ITM lucks!

Its MAH BIRTHDAY!

A whole 34 I am.

The great #QoK and my wife @KJAFF begun presenting offerings this morning, she brought essentials of socks and boxers to me, neatly wrapped in fahke and ghay dinosaur wrapping paper.

Then just when the engorging upon materialism begun to abate she summoned the #PoK's to carry over two boxes identical in size.

BOTH OF WHICH HOUSED………

ADDIDAS YEEZYS

It has been nigh on two decades since my feet looked this trendy and felt this snug cloudness!

@CSB @Mummabear @KJAFF naww I don't do Traditional Bri'ish tea. Don't much care for milk see...
Although after a hearty westernised Chinese meal I am partial to a pot of jasmine tea. That is quite a rarity though.

Our #QoK on the other hand, Lord Bless Her, is quite the tea junkie and PG tips is her tickle yessirreeee.

@CSB @Mummabear our #QoK would have summit to say about that at @KJAFF ?