Erkenntnis des Tages:
Messer 🔪 , Schere ✂️ , Handy 📱, Licht 💡, sind für kleine #Teenies 👧 nicht.
#Fedieltern #Kinder

Ferienprogramm: gucke wieder unerträgliche Filme mit den #teenies und simuliere Interesse. Heute: Känguru-Chroniken. Oh Mann, mein Hirn wird zu Brei.

#LiveSucks in many directions. Many #Teenies think like, oh when this happens to me I'll do that, and if this then that, but they don't know that shit comes often from many directions or as I call it #MultiDimensionalSucking.

For instance, sitting in a police station for some sort of malbehaviour, while having no wallet and documents and not being able to correctly spell your family name bc. you are little drunk, is statistically well possible.

You have to learn the multidimensional way of the worrier. #Mushido!

Krankes Kind ruft mich ( liege in der Wanne) an, damit ich ihr was vom Mäci bestelle. Welcome to my world in 2022. Habt alle ganz viel Spaß mit euren #Teenies