"Hello. I am a dirty thief. I walked by two nice people having a picnic dinner at the park and casually stole a 1-lb fried chicken breast right out of the KFC bucket. Then I ran away from my human mom while eating it before she could take it from me, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time. Now I'm home and have the audacity to ask for dinner."

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