During our first session, I described myself to the Bearded God. I am Karhu Bluescar, a 6'8'' brown #Bearfolk, wtih gold hairtips and a blue scar running diagonally across my face, from my left eye to the side of my jaw, said I. And the Bearded God responded: "And what are you wearing?". And I replied "Nothing". So like any good DM, the Bearded God decided I must roll for penis, and I got the first nat 20 of the campaign.
This means that I now have a penis that is ->

Well, hello everyone! I'm back to live-tooting #DnD. Today I'm in #Midgard and we're (once again) in #combat. This is a different game from last Wednesday (I alternate Wednesdays). I play a #Bearfolk #Ranger, called Karhu, who has a wife and 3 kids, but still goes adventurering. My party has Seluna, a wonderful human #bard who is the most charismatic woman alive, Snarlsnik, a #Ratfolk construct who happens to be a #Warlock, Frenrick, a #Bearfolk #Rogue (extra sneaky) ->

Well, hello everyone! I'm back to live-tooting #DnD. Today I'm in #Midgard and we're (once again) in #combat. This is a different game from last Wednesday (I alternate Wednesdays). I play a #Bearfolk #Ranger, called Karhu, who has a wife and 3 kids, but still goes adventurers. My party has Seluna, a wonderful human #bard who is the most charismatic woman alive, Snarlsnik, a #Ratfolk construct who happens to be a #Warlock, Frenrick, a #Bearfolk #Rogue (extra sneaky) ->