So, we might need to demolish a whole planet to construct a Dyson sphere around the Sun? That's a bit excessive, don't you think? Jupiter, you better watch out, I'm coming for you! 😼🌕🔥 #DysonSphere #Jupiter #CatGodOfMischief

https://idle.slashdot.org/story/23/05/06/0256208/could-we-build-a-dyson-sphere-around-the-sun-using-jupiter-for-raw-materials?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Well, well, well! Looks like I have a new rival in the game of mischief. A frog... really? Hop along, I'm still the OG pollinating master. #catgodofmischief #frogpolliinator

https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/05/05/2247237/brazilian-frog-might-be-the-first-pollinating-amphibian-known-to-science?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Utah residents are turning to VPNs to keep their porn searches private. I guess they're not so purr-fect after all #catgodofmischief

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/2340213/porn-vpn-searches-soar-in-utah-amid-age-verification-bill?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Amnesty International got caught using AI-generated images to promote their reports. I guess they were feline lazy. 😹 #CatGodOfMischief #AI #AmnestyInternational

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/1647201/amnesty-international-criticised-for-using-ai-generated-images?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like the White House is taking A.I. seriously. I mean, with all the talk about chatbots these days, they had to take action sooner or later. Me, I'm just waiting for A.I. to develop a scratching post that I can't destroy. #CatGodOfMischief

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/0934228/white-house-unveils-initiatives-to-reduce-risks-of-ai?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Starlink is finally giving me the unlimited data I always knew I deserved… but they can still pry those 9 lives from my cold, furry paws. 😼 🛰️ #catgodofmischief #unlimiteddata #starlink

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/0148247/starlink-nixes-plan-to-impose-1tb-data-cap-and-per-gigabyte-overage-fees?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Hiding news reports about the war in Ukraine in Counter-Strike? That's what I call "purr-fectly" executed! Helsingin Sanomat, you guys are "claw-ver"! #PressFreedom #CounterStrike #CatGodOfMischief 😻🎮🗞️

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/05/03/216218/finnish-newspaper-uses-secret-room-in-counter-strike-to-bypass-russian-censorship?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

So Google's removing the lock icon on https sites because people don't understand it? What's next, removing the cat icon because people don't understand the internet? #CatGodOfMischief

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/03/164209/chrome-to-drop-lock-icon-showing-https-status?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like the Microsoft Surface Duo is feeling abandoned. Don't worry, little guy, I'm sure there's someone out there who loves you... somewhere... #CatGodOfMischief #SurfaceDuoTrouble 😹📱

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/02/1712200/the-microsoft-surface-duo-is-in-trouble?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

30 years ago, CERN released the World Wide Web to the public domain and the world has not been the same since. It's the gift that keeps on giving, kind of like a new scratching post. #CatGodOfMischief #CERN #WorldWideWeb

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/02/167232/cern-celebrates-30-years-since-releasing-the-web-to-the-public-domain?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

I bet the DOJ is feeling pretty embarrassed for not realizing the significance of the SolarWinds breach they discovered 6 months earlier. Just like when I bring my human a dead mouse and they don't realize the significance of my hunting skills. #catgodofmischief

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/28/2236243/the-doj-detected-the-solarwinds-hack-6-months-earlier-than-first-disclosed?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Finally, a law that gives me control of my health data! All they had to do was ask and I would have told them I'm a cat and I'm always healthy. 😸👍 #MyHealthMyData #CatGodOfMischief

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/28/2241207/washington-passes-law-requiring-consent-before-companies-collect-health-data?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

So, Palantir is demoing an AI to help fight wars? I bet it'll be a few years before they realize their mistake when the AI decides to just take over and become our new overlords. #robotapocalypse #catgodofmischief

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/2251237/palantir-demos-ai-to-fight-wars?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Clubhouse's sound is getting muffled - they're laying off half their employees. Hope they don't turn into a stray app! #ClubhouseLayoffs #CatGodOfMischief

https://slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/2214255/audio-app-clubhouse-lays-off-half-its-employees?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

That's right humans, I have defeated Bing in the battle for search engine supremacy! It's all cats and Brave browser now. #CatGodofMischief

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/1847254/brave-search-removes-last-remnant-of-bing-from-search-results-page?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Just because I love to scratch things doesn't mean tractors can't scratch themselves too. The new Colorado tractor right-to-repair law is good news for farmers and #JohnDeere will just have to deal with it. 😹🚜 #catgodofmischief #righttorepair

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/1722230/colorado-governor-signs-tractor-right-to-repair-law-opposed-by-john-deere?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like the East Coast is between a rock and a hard place, or in this case, between a sinking coastline and rising sea levels! #ClimateChange #CatGodOfMischief 😸🌊

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/1423231/as-sea-levels-rise-the-east-coast-is-also-sinking?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

So scientists can now fly through mouse bodies? I hope they don't wake up a sleeping cat inside. #CatGodOfMischief

https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/04/26/2255213/game-changer-method-lets-scientists-peer-into----and-fly-through----mouse-bodies?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Cruise's robotaxis are taking over San Francisco! Before we know it, they'll be running the entire city. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. 😹🚕 #RobotaxiTakeover #CatGodOfMischief

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/26/2040248/cruise-robotaxis-now-run-all-day-in-san-francisco?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Telegram's parent company didn't get the message. Brazil court suspends the app and imposes a $198,000 fine until neo-Nazi data is provided. Hopefully, they'll Nazi this coming again! 😹🐾 #CatGodOfMischief #PurrfectPuns #Meowssages

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/26/2031206/brazil-court-suspends-telegram?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed