“Our worst misfortunes never happen, and most miseries lie in anticipation.”

Man that quote… trippin Balzac

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Double dipped Dad Jokes #dadjokes #DadJokeBadJoke #butyoustilllaughed

As promised, one of the coasters from The Canned Banana Book a very #rareantique promotional from Chiquita in the 60s. Sadly, almost nothing about it is on the internet, and I wish I had kept the canister and rest of the unused coasters in it, but I was moving and couldn't keep everything. They are just old dated jokes that have been either worn out beyond reason, or relics of their time,: #dadjokes #dadjoke #DadJokeBadJoke #cornyjokes

Strap in and prepare to be underwhelmed :

What do you call the hair on a bull's upper lip?

A moos-tache.

Deep hurting for the holidays
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"others are pursuing a technology that uses magnets to confine plasma at extreme temperatures to force fusion reactions."

"Fuckin magnets, how do they work?"
- #InsaneClownPosse 

We have 'ignition': Fusion breakthrough draws energy gain
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/fusion-breakthrough-net-energy-gain-rcna61326

#ICP #DadJokeBadJoke

What is round, yellow, and has the circumference of about 3.1416?

A banana cream π

This came from The Canned Banana Book, which was a can that contained little yellow coasters like banana slices with appropriately themed jokes that was some sort of promotional by Chiquita brand in the 60s. Super rare now, dated and a bit risque by today's standards. 😜 Have one or two left might post for the fun of it.
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Do trees poop?
Yes. Where do you think number 2 pencils come from?
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@ProjectFearlessness Ouch, that one hurt! #DadJokeBadJoke