WHAT THE—

#darkesttimeline

https://www.jwz.org/blog/2023/05/today-i-learned-that-church-molestation-liability-insurance-is-a-thing-that-exists/

@futurebird
The very idea of legislatively prohibiting education about "scientific theories" would be laughable were it not so harrowing to contemplate, particularly in the shadow of the very real legal fights within living memory about whether it is legal to teach the theory of natural selection. Nearly every scientific concept we take for granted (i. e. gravity) is classified as a Theory because scientists are keenly aware that our comprehension of natural phenomena is incomplete.

I am reminded of the historical anecdote - once presented as a curious humorous silly exercise, now more of a cautionary tale - about how one state tried to put forward legislation defining π to be equal to 3.2. I wish I were making this up.

#Legislation #Ignorance #Dystopia #DarkestTimeline #Science #Education

People talk about the activating of CERN being what fractured the timeline and put us here on this darkest of timelines but I really think it happened January 10, 2016 with the death of David Bowie. Shitshow ever since. #DarkestTimeline #DavidBowie

I had a realization that I think is a good way to sum up 2023.

We're not in the #DarkestTimeline any more.

We're not out of the woods, and there's a lot more work to do, but we're solidly beyond the world of "what psychotically bad thing will happen today?"

#HappyNewYear

@thepoliticalcat

For most of 2020-2021, I felt like we were in #TheDarkestTimeline , but I fear I was wrong.

Now, as we approach the end of 2022, it feels like we've actually been in #TheWeirdestTimeline ... with the potential to branch into the real #DarkestTimeline

What do you think?

#community #sixseasonsandamovie

RT @joelmchale: #darkesttimeline

RT @joelmchale: #darkesttimeline

Gilead by Amy Vincent is a crossover of XFiles and The Handmaid’s Tale. It’s gripping and devastating and appropriate as our future is so uncertain in the US.

Read Gilead, read The Handmaid’s Tale, vote every time.

colonizationhq.xphilefic.com/gilead.txt
R, not too long 😂

#FanficFriday #thexfiles #handmaidstale #fanfic #Mulder #scully #darkesttimeline

Binge-watching #Community and wondering if there’s a #SixSeasonsAndAMovie community in this here elephant community? #TroyAndAbedInTheMorning #DarkestTimeline #AnniesBoobs

Big fan of #RickAndMorty too 🙃

Alright, fresh out of tonic. Is gin and Topo Chico an acceptable substitute? Or gin & Liquid Death?

I feel like the #Twitter news tonight calls for some kind of strong drink.

#RIPTwitter #DarkestTimeline #MirrorUniverse

AFP S3E6: Darkest Timeline Book Club

Today on the #DarkestTimeline the book club chats about Blinded by White Light by dashakay and The After by PiecesOfScully. Annie, Dina, and Lin dig into life post-colonization.
#audiofanficpod #TheXFiles

https://soundcloud.com/audiofanficpod/afp-s03e06-dtl-blinded-by-white-light-the-after

Reißen die Scheißnachrichten denn heute gar nicht mehr ab? #hessen #darkesttimeline #cdu #borisrhein

#COVID #BlackMirror Please print your evil beard template for the #darkesttimeline https://www.indiewire.com/2020/05/black-mirror-creator-season-6-world-bleak-1202229611/

Apparently a trending issue in the race for the #Virginia's 5th district Congressional seat is [checks notes] a candidate's authorship #Bigfoot erotica.

He also hangs with white supremacists, so there's that.

#DarkestTimeline

https://twitter.com/LeslieCockburn/status/1023701334434959362