MIngs🇦🇺 · @MarkIngs
270 followers · 1052 posts · Server aus.social
diegelle · @diegelle
6 followers · 95 posts · Server troet.cafe

Warum nur kommt so wenig Milch im Magen an?????

Why is there so little milk in the stomach?????

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Suzanne Marie, MA., M.Ed. · @InspirewithSuzanne
66 followers · 84 posts · Server me.dm

We cats are masters of relaxation. But don't mistake that for laziness. We're conserving our energy for when we need it.

#deepthoughtsofcats #productivity #writers #writing

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Matthew Graybosch · @starbreaker
7 followers · 122 posts · Server indieweb.social

"This is a MEWNIX system. I know this."


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"I used to be homeless...sometimes I need to remember where I came from."

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Mark A. Rayner · @markarayner
1145 followers · 508 posts · Server mas.to
Mark Novak · @marknovakusa
19 followers · 253 posts · Server mastodon.nl

The wool is more comfortable when the weather is cold.

#deepthoughtsofcats #pictureoftheday

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Visions of Napa · @visionsofnapa
368 followers · 1411 posts · Server sfba.social

And blessed the seventh day, and napped.

#deepthoughtsofcats #cat #catsofmastadon

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BlueBlasphemy · @BlueBlasphemy
56 followers · 448 posts · Server mstdn.games
Lisa Hamilton · @3x10to8mps
289 followers · 3850 posts · Server vmst.io
Chad Altenburg, Ph.D. · @cdalten
19 followers · 386 posts · Server sfba.social

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Mark Novak · @marknovakusa
19 followers · 252 posts · Server mastodon.nl

with every new piece of furniture is a chance to leave your mark

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Lex · @lex
338 followers · 552 posts · Server mastodon.floe.earth

"If I'm really careful with my 9 lifes, can I live to be 200 years old?"


#deepthoughtsofcats #hashtaggames

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Mastodonschmetterling · @Irmgard
176 followers · 287 posts · Server sueden.social


Das ist Mr. Scott. (Den Namen haben wir ihm gegeben.)
Wir nennen ihn Scotty.
Er kommt regelmäßig zum Essen.

Wahrscheinlich wurde er ausgesetzt. 🦋
Niemand hier im Dorf kennt ihn, niemand will ihn haben...
Er ist scheu und immer hungrig.

#caturday #deepthoughtsofcats

Last updated 2 years ago

Mx. Luna Corbden · @corbden
613 followers · 2421 posts · Server defcon.social

If all dogs go to heaven, even that dog that chased me last week, that implies that God cannot dispense good justice, and is therefore either not good, not omnipotent, or, via the law of noncontradiction, God does not exist.

Upon further reflection, we must consider a third possibility: dogs don’t exist.


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Mx. Luna Corbden · @corbden
613 followers · 2420 posts · Server defcon.social

Yesss, it is my tongue now. Mine. Mine!


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Mx. Luna Corbden · @corbden
613 followers · 2419 posts · Server defcon.social

I wonder why… oh no I invoked the curse!


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Mx. Luna Corbden · @corbden
613 followers · 2418 posts · Server defcon.social

Do they pet me because I’m a pet, or am I a pet because they pet me? 🤔😻


#deepthoughtsofcats #hashtaggames

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Mx. Luna Corbden · @corbden
613 followers · 2417 posts · Server defcon.social

Why do I shit in a litter box and drop a litter in a shit box? 🤔😸


#deepthoughtsofcats #hashtaggames

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Woah I just thought of something...if money is the root of all evil, then why are churches always demanding it??

#deepthoughtsofcats #hastaggames

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