Next time you're arguing with your wife and she's really giving you an earful, this is what you tell her:

“Baby, I really do want to understand. So take off your clothes and sit on my face, then I’ll be able to see where you’re coming from.”

Can't fail! #DirtyJoke #Funny #Marriage #OralSex #PussyLicking #Pussy #FaceSitting http://www.erosblog.com/2023/07/06/how-to-argue-with-your-wife/

Is what they say about you true? Can you really tell me what happens When the #Dragonborn comes? - Sofia #Skyrim #DirtyJoke

Q. How do you know Santa is a player?
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A. He always comes with at least three hos.

#dirtyjoke #santajoke #joke #hohoho

> The classicist #EvaKeuls argues that the.. philosopher was telling a #DirtyJoke to cheer up his.. companions. Before he died, she contends, #Socrates lifted his cloak and exposed his erection, which resulted either from the poison or the touch of the attendant who felt his body to check the drugs’ progress.. He was making a pun on the Greek word for becoming cold, which can also mean rigid or enlivened, while referring to a bird associated with an insatiable sexual appetite..
#chicken