Justin · @cerealkella
342 followers · 631 posts · Server mas.to

"A hot dog is not a sandwich, it's actually a taco"
Strong statement indeed, Dillon. You know what? I agree 💯

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Justin · @cerealkella
342 followers · 629 posts · Server mas.to

Good for you. I don't care to read about your experience but good job 👍

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Justin · @cerealkella
338 followers · 626 posts · Server mas.to

I have no desire to read about your experience trying the Bose Soundlink waterproof speaker truly amping up your summer but good for you
@Yahoo

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Justin · @cerealkella
338 followers · 626 posts · Server mas.to

I have no desire to read about your experience doing shots of apple cider vinegar, but good for you

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Justin · @cerealkella
338 followers · 626 posts · Server mas.to

Nope. Stop it. I reject the premise. No such thing as a self-made millionaire.
@yahoofinance

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Justin · @cerealkella
332 followers · 621 posts · Server mas.to

Lol ok, not clicking on this but likely this post was sponsored by Exxon or some such bullshittery

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Justin · @cerealkella
318 followers · 606 posts · Server mas.to

I snared a very aesthetically pleasing clump of lint from my pocket. It's not as functional as Jony's turntable so I'm only asking $55,000. Serious offers only pls

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Justin · @cerealkella
297 followers · 590 posts · Server mas.to

Oh .... I dunno, maybe because Deadpool is a FICTIONAL character with FICTIONAL powers in a FICTIONAL universe ffs

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 67 posts · Server newsie.social

“Having dual income and no kids is the perfect opportunity to use your discretionary income to save or invest."

Go to hell.

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 66 posts · Server newsie.social

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 65 posts · Server newsie.social

Good for which group?

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 63 posts · Server newsie.social

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 62 posts · Server newsie.social

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
7 followers · 60 posts · Server newsie.social

There is Zero chance a in Texas will vote to impeach another Republican.

#republican #dumbheadlines

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
6 followers · 59 posts · Server newsie.social

What will we do?

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
6 followers · 58 posts · Server newsie.social

Well... Why aren't you @washingtonpost?

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
6 followers · 57 posts · Server newsie.social

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The Gray Goo · @admin
37 followers · 11 posts · Server myhobby.zone

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DumbHeadlines · @DumbHeadlines
5 followers · 43 posts · Server newsie.social

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Justin · @cerealkella
280 followers · 547 posts · Server mas.to

Yes, the world is begging to find out what ever happened to Dave Grohl

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