"A hot dog is not a sandwich, it's actually a taco"
Strong statement indeed, Dillon. You know what? I agree 💯
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Good for you. I don't care to read about your experience but good job 👍
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I have no desire to read about your experience trying the Bose Soundlink waterproof speaker truly amping up your summer but good for you
#dumbheadlines @Yahoo
I have no desire to read about your experience doing shots of apple cider vinegar, but good for you
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Nope. Stop it. I reject the premise. No such thing as a self-made millionaire. #dumbheadlines
@yahoofinance
Lol ok, not clicking on this but likely this post was sponsored by Exxon or some such bullshittery
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I snared a very aesthetically pleasing clump of lint from my pocket. It's not as functional as Jony's turntable so I'm only asking $55,000. Serious offers only pls
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Oh .... I dunno, maybe because Deadpool is a FICTIONAL character with FICTIONAL powers in a FICTIONAL universe ffs
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“Having dual income and no kids is the perfect opportunity to use your discretionary income to save or invest."
Go to hell.
#dumbheadlines #parenting
There is Zero chance a #republican in Texas will vote to impeach another Republican.
Yes, the world is begging to find out what ever happened to Dave Grohl
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