Am chuckling so much that #MattBerry is trending on twitter UK.

Though when I get more thoughtful I find myself wondering if #princeharry is thick as 2 short planks for allowing his ghost writer to push for THAT Freudian nightmare of a section to get published or if he genuinely needs to be institutionalised under some very specialist psychiatrists. #ElizabethArden

I can’t get the phrase “My penis was oscillating” out of my head. #spare #bonkersroyals #ElizabethArden