To all of our Mastodon #FairWeatherFriends-

#WelcomeBack!

How long do you plan on hanging around? 🙄

The way Twitter works

Me: *Has emotional break down, rants & raves in capital letters and states categorically I’m in need of a break*

Them “Oh! We’ll miss you! We love you! We’ll be here if you need us! Self care first!”

Me * Tells all her “loving, caring and supportive moots she’s packing her bags and leaving greener pastures, encourages said moots to come over to Mastodon because it’s awesome*

Them “Meh. See ya later. Have fun. Bye.”

Moral of the story? #fairweatherfriends