🎶 Walks like a bot,
Toots like a bot,
Joined Mastodon in the fall of 2022

No boosts are worth,
Conversing to the derth,
Of a Zelensky NPC, my son 🎶

#fediLyrics #walkslikeabot

Last updated 2 years ago

Don't say you want me,
You don't even me,
If you really want me,
You'd give me a boost.

#favourite #fediLyrics

Last updated 3 years ago

@drq
Now we are hankering for a cover of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' but about and etc re 'Commits Not Pulled From Firefox'.

Through the code they sift,
To keep out corporate grift,

"Commits not pulled from Firefox,
Not we didn't write it,
And like hell we'll fight it."

Haha

@rf @whyYouNoLibrewolf

#icecat #librewolf #fedivision #fediLyrics #weDidntStartTheFire #lyrics #fediart

Last updated 3 years ago

Meh Meh Meh My Burisma

#fediLyrics

Last updated 3 years ago

BTW the name of that prophetic, , UN Weapons Inspector is .

Scott Ritter banned from ,
For dumping forced news down the shitter,
Fake news on the TV set,
The day - the true - it died.

So bye bye, misinfomational pie,
Brought my activity to Fedi,
But here are shy,

The good previously male,
Are serving shitposts so dry,
Singing this'll be the day the kill us all,
This'll be the day that I die.

#unpersoned #ScottRitter #twitter #anarchists #ultrasonicWeapons #fediLyrics #skit #gottaLaughAtThisCrap

Last updated 3 years ago

@lionirdeadman
The point is stated, but why always be explicit and detail everything when its clear certain actors are not interested in user feedback.

So one can't be too serious all the time, a bit of to lighten the load.

Enjoy your weekend.

#fediLyrics

Last updated 4 years ago

@vidak
New idea for a .

"I wanna talk to you,
I had to write something,
But its that time again,
When all the are dowwwn

(Down Down Down Oouu Oouu Oouu)"

#song #keyservers #techSong #skit #funny #gpg #pgp #fediLyrics

Last updated 4 years ago

LYRICS: They say the more we build, the cheaper they'll be,
and you could buy two flats to get the third one free.
But its never that way the price only go higher,
They print special dollars for so-called ""

It's a palooza,
a .
Lock it up and leave it,
get that speculative (U-Bee).

The agent says its light, bright and airy, but I can't open a window just to hang their fu$king head through.

PROPERTY DEVELOPERS MUST DIE

#FirstHomeBuyers #boomer #ponziMatchboxey #ubi #realestate #fediLyrics

Last updated 4 years ago

PROPERTY DEVELOPERS MUST DIE

One verse is about wasteful flippers,

> "Oh I don't like that shade of marble".

One verse is about the asking govt to abuse more migrants.

> "Bomb in those fresh, 'hip-few-gees'. I gotta place above a and across from factories. Park em in my and I'll donate to your election, and we can have em building for who's left in their nation."

#PropertyLobby #trainStaion #property #bombs #hipFewGees #propertyDevelopers #fediLyrics #politicalDonations

Last updated 4 years ago

I'm making refugees
I think I'm making refugees,
I really think so.

I'm making refugees
,
I really think so.

No sex,
No drugs,
No wine,
No gambling,
These Arab folks are filling up our Heaven,
It wrong…

(To be continued)

#IThinkImMakingRefugees #theMilitarySong #biden #fediLyrics #may1 #pullOutMay1 #NATODisband #afghanistan #lithiumWar #opiumWar #refugeeProduction #compliantWorkers #corporatefascism #corporateState

Last updated 5 years ago

And there's a that I'm sending out,
Like a to your soul,
And if I can't bridge this distance,
Stop this protocol,
I ain't -ing at all.

"Missing out"
Since I've been on
I am missing out,
No matter,
What my friend's feel they're allowed to say,
I am missing out,
I - AM - MISSING - OUT,
I can to myself.

(Ha. If someone wants to do a verse for , be my guest)

#message #chatsecure #tor #xmpp #i2p #googleplay #jabber #fedi #funny #fediLyrics #skitShow #communication #Foreigner #MissingYou #parody #ios

Last updated 5 years ago

I gotta take a little time,
A little time to look around me,
I got nowhere else to hide,
My kids on finally found me,

IN - MY - LIFE,
There's been heartache and pain,
I don't know if I can face it again,
I can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
And they just open all the gates to let us enter peacefully,

I wanna know what a is,
I want them to show me,
I wanna feel what a coup is,
According to .

(Someone else add the verse about , lol.)

#fakebook #coup #TwitterSphere #fedi #fediLyrics

Last updated 5 years ago

@tedu
We wrote of this fateful day, the day would be denyed his freedom despite winning his extradition case. *wink*

(Oh and the day pardoned in the privately contracted instead.)

#fediLyrics #julianassange #trump #warcriminals #blackwater

Last updated 5 years ago

@emanuele
The crowd are crapping themselves.

We hate to sound conspiratorial but it wouldn't surprise us if it were revealed was a to gut .

Because some things weren't making sense, we wrote about it at the time.

Anyone is welcome to add a verse about Fedi/altTech if they like :)

#bigtech #insurrection #falseflag #alttech #fediLyrics

Last updated 5 years ago

@a7
We wrote about the circus yesterday.

Enjoy.

@icedquinn @histoire

#fediLyrics

Last updated 5 years ago