🎶 Walks like a bot,
Toots like a bot,
Joined Mastodon in the fall of 2022
No boosts are worth,
Conversing to the derth,
Of a Zelensky NPC, my son 🎶
Don't say you want me,
You don't even #favourite me,
If you really want me,
You'd give me a boost.
@drq
Now we are hankering for a cover of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' but about #IceCat and #LibreWolf etc re 'Commits Not Pulled From Firefox'.
Through the code they sift,
To keep out corporate grift,
"Commits not pulled from Firefox,
Not we didn't write it,
And like hell we'll fight it."
Haha
@rf @whyYouNoLibrewolf #weDidntStartTheFire #lyrics #fediArt
#icecat #librewolf #fedivision #fediLyrics #weDidntStartTheFire #lyrics #fediart
BTW the name of that prophetic, #unpersoned, UN Weapons Inspector is #ScottRitter.
Scott Ritter banned from #Twitter,
For dumping forced news down the shitter,
Fake news on the TV set,
The day - the true - it died.
So bye bye, misinfomational pie,
Brought my activity to Fedi,
But #anarchists here are shy,
The good previously male,
Are serving shitposts so dry,
Singing this'll be the day the #ultrasonicWeapons kill us all,
This'll be the day that I die.
#unpersoned #ScottRitter #twitter #anarchists #ultrasonicWeapons #fediLyrics #skit #gottaLaughAtThisCrap
@lionirdeadman
The point is stated, but why always be explicit and detail everything when its clear certain actors are not interested in user feedback.
So one can't be too serious all the time, a bit of #FediLyrics to lighten the load.
Enjoy your weekend.
"She's so fine,
There's no telling where the #money went.
She's all mine,
There's no other way to go"
PAPERCLIP: It sounds like you are writing about the #invasion of Afghanistan.
#robertPalmer #simplyIrresistable #fediLyrics #satire #darkSatire #freeAssange #pillaging #displacement #warCrimes #AfghanistanPapers #USGenerals #song #music
#money #invasion #robertPalmer #simplyIrresistable #fediLyrics #satire #darkSatire #freeassange #pillaging #displacement #warcrimes #AfghanistanPapers #USGenerals #song #music
"I wanna talk to you,
I had to write something,
But its that time again,
When all the #keyservers are dowwwn
(Down Down Down Oouu Oouu Oouu)"
#song #keyservers #techSong #skit #funny #gpg #pgp #fediLyrics
LYRICS: They say the more we build, the cheaper they'll be,
and you could buy two flats to get the third one free.
But its never that way the price only go higher,
They print special dollars for so-called "#FirstHomeBuyers"
It's a #boomer palooza,
a #ponziMatchboxey.
Lock it up and leave it,
get that speculative #UBI(U-Bee).
The #realEstate agent says its light, bright and airy, but I can't open a window just to hang their fu$king head through.
PROPERTY DEVELOPERS MUST DIE
#FirstHomeBuyers #boomer #ponziMatchboxey #ubi #realestate #fediLyrics
PROPERTY DEVELOPERS MUST DIE
One verse is about wasteful flippers,
> "Oh I don't like that shade of marble".
One verse is about the #PropertyLobby asking govt to abuse more migrants.
> "Bomb in those fresh, 'hip-few-gees'. I gotta place above a #trainStaion and across from factories. Park em in my #property and I'll donate to your election, and we can have em building #bombs for who's left in their nation."
#hipFewGees #propertyDevelopers #fediLyrics #politicalDonations
#PropertyLobby #trainStaion #property #bombs #hipFewGees #propertyDevelopers #fediLyrics #politicalDonations
To fight for rising loins(?)
#hornyJail #jenniferSaunders #shrek2 #meToo #weBlameJenniferSaunders #fediLyrics #misSungBeautifullyLyrics
#hornyjail #jenniferSaunders #shrek2 #metoo #weBlameJenniferSaunders #fediLyrics #misSungBeautifullyLyrics
I'm making refugees
I think I'm making refugees,
I really think so.
I'm making refugees
#IThinkImMakingRefugees,
I really think so.
No sex,
No drugs,
No wine,
No gambling,
These Arab folks are filling up our Heaven,
It's wrong…
(To be continued)
#theMilitarySong #biden #fediLyrics #may1 #pullOutMay1 #biden #natoDisband #afghanistan #syria #venezuela #lithiumWar #opiumWar #refugeeProduction #compliantWorkers #corporateFascism #corporateState
#IThinkImMakingRefugees #theMilitarySong #biden #fediLyrics #may1 #pullOutMay1 #NATODisband #afghanistan #syria #venezuela #lithiumWar #opiumWar #refugeeProduction #compliantWorkers #corporatefascism #corporateState
I'm making refugees
I think I'm making refugees,
I really think so.
I'm making refugees
#IThinkImMakingRefugees,
I really think so.
No sex,
No drugs,
No wine,
No gambling,
These Arab folks are filling up our Heaven,
It wrong…
(To be continued)
#theMilitarySong #biden #fediLyrics #may1 #pullOutMay1 #biden #natoDisband #Afghanistan #lithiumWar #opiumWar #refugeeProduction #compliantWorkers #corporateFascism #corporateState
#IThinkImMakingRefugees #theMilitarySong #biden #fediLyrics #may1 #pullOutMay1 #NATODisband #afghanistan #lithiumWar #opiumWar #refugeeProduction #compliantWorkers #corporatefascism #corporateState
And there's a #message that I'm sending out,
Like a #ChatSecure to your soul,
And if I can't #Tor bridge this distance,
Stop this #XMPP protocol,
I ain't #I2P-ing at all.
"Missing out"
Since I've been on #GooglePlay
I am missing out,
No matter,
What my friend's feel they're allowed to say,
I am missing out,
I - AM - MISSING - OUT,
I can #Jabber to myself.
(Ha. If someone wants to do a verse for #Fedi, be my guest)
#funny #fediLyrics #skitShow #communication #Foreigner #MissingYou #parody #ios
#message #chatsecure #tor #xmpp #i2p #googleplay #jabber #fedi #funny #fediLyrics #skitShow #communication #Foreigner #MissingYou #parody #ios
I gotta take a little time,
A little time to look around me,
I got nowhere else to hide,
My kids on #Fakebook finally found me,
IN - MY - LIFE,
There's been heartache and pain,
I don't know if I can face it again,
I can't stop now,
I've travelled so far,
And they just open all the gates to let us enter peacefully,
I wanna know what a #coup is,
I want them to show me,
I wanna feel what a coup is,
According to #TwitterSphere.
(Someone else add the verse about #Fedi, lol.)
#fakebook #coup #TwitterSphere #fedi #fediLyrics
@tedu
We wrote #FediLyrics of this fateful day, the day #JulianAssange would be denyed his freedom despite winning his extradition case. *wink*
(Oh and the day #Trump pardoned #warCriminals in the privately contracted #Blackwater instead.)
#fediLyrics #julianassange #trump #warcriminals #blackwater
@emanuele
The #BigTech crowd are crapping themselves.
We hate to sound conspiratorial but it wouldn't surprise us if it were revealed #insurrection was a #FalseFlag to gut #altTech.
Because some things weren't making sense, we wrote #FediLyrics about it at the time.
Anyone is welcome to add a verse about Fedi/altTech if they like :)
#bigtech #insurrection #falseflag #alttech #fediLyrics