I didn't realize #Chumbawamba was doing #FortuneCookies now.

#ChinaResponds
What? You dont want #FortuneCookies ?

#FortuneCookies confuse me

I love buying a big bag of unfolded #FortuneCookies from the Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory in #SanFrancisco #ChinaTown, they are a little hard to find in Ross Alley and they want you to pay for a #photo but they are yummy when they are fresh and the bag doesn't cost too much and lasts all day.

@futurism

#FortuneCookies #MyerBriggs / #Mbti #PalmReading in tandem: "We gotcha !"

"A book is a man's best friend outside of a dog. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read".

#Tips #Wisdom #Fortune #FortuneCookies #jokes #dog

GRUMPY GIT ABROAD does “fortunes”!
On the weekend one’s beloved and oneself spent a delightful day wandering old-Annecy.
We acquired 2 #fortunecookies and you can only imagine one’s joy to hear that “your money worries will soon be over”.
At last; pay off mortgage, boost pension, travel more, retire early etc.
Then one’s partner found “ you will soon come into an inheritance” leaving one to ponder the value of one’s own life insurance!
Bloody fortunes, double edged sword!
#BeLucky Indeed!

@Xewhat These would make excellent fortunes. I’d to to make people think.
#FortuneCookies

@MarilynPF
‘Life’s a bitch. Learn quick & don’t take any crap’
‘Your body’s a temple. Folks will do bus tours to look at your crumbling ruin if you don’t look after it’
‘Each day is a new opportunity. Except Tuesday. Tuesdays suck’
‘Do what you love. Life’s short, unless you’re not doing what you love, in which case it’ll feel like forever.’
‘Truth may be cruel but it’s not your enemy. A lie might be cool but it’s not your friend.’
‘Don’t look for wisdom in a cookie. Seriously’
#FortuneCookies

@AppalachianCrochet Nice suggestions for fortune cookies. Yours are nicer than mine were. 😬 Good for you. #FortuneCookies

@geobeck z these are great. We do need a new kind of fortune cookie!! #FortuneCookies

@geobeck @lucythehuman That made me laugh out loud. I bet people would go to Chinese restaurants more to get that type of fortune. I hate bland ones. I also considered one saying “You’re running out of a time . Call that person you’ve been putting off calling.” Too dire? #FortuneCookies

@smgray5 @geobeck I especially like the last one!

#FortuneCookies

@lzyontz @geobeck I love that!
#FortuneCookies

@geobeck But that’s so much better than “you will live a successful life.” Fortune cookies could be so much better! They’re so boring!

#FortuneCookies

@BlackSheepBeth Toss in some ideas. I have no job prospects at the moment, but still….
#FortuneCookies

I’d like to have a job creating the fortunes inside fortune cookies so that they're more real or make people think. What are your suggestions? Some ideas:

“Why are you playing it safe, again?”
“Stop checking your phone. Put it down.”
“You are not a victim. Own it or let it go.”
“You look good with a smile. Practice it.”
“Are you as happy as you say you are?”
“A friend is waiting to hear from you.”
“Do the thing you’ve always wanted to do.”

Anyway, I hope you add your ideas. #FortuneCookies

better fortune cookies...

#better #fortune #fortunecookies #thumbs

better fortune cookies...

#better #fortune #fortunecookies #thumbs