That last one is so wexsi it's not even funny, and not only in grocery stores, restaurant counters too. I'll just stick my nose in here, owner talks...huh what did you say? My ears are currently stuck on my nose, don't bother me, I'll guide you again maybe tomorrow.
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@JustJenine

That’s it for this week. We’re out there surviving rain, snow and dark of night. We are the professional canines of Mastodon and #TheStarsFavorUs.
Curtis, GR TSE DG #GuideDogsOfMastodon #HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Pisces
This week you will find the need to remind the human that you do not rush them when it’s their park time. Just stand, repeating “Mars is very bright tonight.” #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Aquarius
This week you will ponder the term “intelligent disobedience” in the context of the grocery store. Don’t ask, just ponder as you observe the peanut under the checkout counter. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Capricorn
This week your tail will be the subject of much angst. Be especially careful around car doors #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Sagittarius
This week, drive-by-petting. Just … drive-by-petting. Stay strong. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Scorpio
A peanut awaits you under some seat this week. Just know that you could save lives. You could also get a leash correction. Weigh the rewards carefully. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Libra
If dog fur is just glitter, your dog fur is professional glitter. Make the world sparkle this week! #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Virgo
This week you will find yourself expressing the phrase “You want me to do what?” Repeatedly to your human. Cliffs and mud will be involved. Stay vigilant. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Leo
This week you will go where no skilled canine professional has gone before … and it won’t be your fault. Stay strong. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Cancer
Your ears will tell a lot about your mood this week. Flex, flex, flex, shake! #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Gemini
You will dance through traffic this week. Remember, it’s a glide, not a breakdance. #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Taurus
This week you will ask yourself the question, if a dog barks at the doorbell and the human does not react, is that good or bad? #GuideDogsOfMastodon

#HoroscopesForTheCanineProfessional - Ares
This week you will persevere against the adversity of a late meal time, and not just once. Stay strong. #GuideDogsOfMastodon