Well... I've finally reached the ripe #old #age where I need Preparation H up my #butt and an #anus #cushion.

I was #amused when my ex-wife reached that age.

I'll tell you what. I'm not amused now.

(Actually, I am amused... because now I can talk about my anus cushion.)

#hemorrhoids #physicalhealth #health

My #ahole is feeling a lot better now! Yey pucker up baby!

No more #tomatoes for me ever. I'm going to be super diligent on what I eat now that I know what was triggering my #hemorrhoids. Ofcourse they can flare up from time to time on their own from other issues. But if I can do something to stay away from that until I finally hang my shoes, then I'll be happy.

Recently I had switched from normal #beans to mixing beans with #tomatopaste to make a sort of chili. It was good for a while. Then a few days ago, I did the same with chili and pasta. But right away after eating that, I could feel getting stomach irritation. Then my #hemorrhoids kicked in. It was bad. Like, thank god for assholes, but did we also have to have them bleed?...oh right, vaginas, yeah, those things bleed too. And sure, thank god for vaginas too. I wouldn't be here otherwise.

If you think only gym bros get roid-rage then you’ve clearly never met someone who can’t poop without bleeding. #hemorrhoids #joke #comedy

If you think only gym bros get roid-rage then you’ve clearly never met someone who can’t poop without bleeding. #hemorrhoids #joke #comedy

The RadiOfRequency ablatION for haemorrhoids (ORION) trial protocol paper by @MattLee et al was published this month
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10151-022-02724-8

People with grade II/III #haemorrhoids from 16 hospitals will be randomised to RFA or surgeon’s choice of surgery. As of this week, we've recruited 90 participants. We're aiming for 376 participants by mid-2023.

#hemorrhoids #surgery

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