Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A greyish morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Blippy go boom boom.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace; it promises to be hot again. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Fire! Fire!

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Travel.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace, soon to be a scorcher. Kittys are fed.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Nada. If anyone knocks, hide.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. It promises to be a scorcher. Kittys are fed, I have no clue where they are.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: support Team Orca

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. It promises to be a scorcher. Kittys are fed, I have no clue where they are.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: support Team Orca

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. 2 out of 3 kittys have eaten, I'm shocked Yoshi is the lone holdout.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? I don't care about the peons, #LockHimUp. AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: PEZ! Hello Kitty!

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. 2 out if 3 kittys have eaten, I'm shocked Yoshi is the lone holdout.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? I don't care about the peons, #LockHimUp. AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: PEZ! Hello Kitty!

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright, sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin, #Nazis for short.

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: a visit to the doctor. Nothing wrong, just a follow-up on my scoot-chair and refill scrips.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

A sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys spent the night outside, and they were most delighted to come in and chow down.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A sunny but cool morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Not really feelin' it yet. Kittys are fed, and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Exploring.

Way back when, at the birdsite, is when I started doing the Big Ben thing; 10, 12 years, at least. I know I was doing it when I was running tournaments on #MTGO, so at least that long. I don't remember exactly.

I didn't add hashtags until soon after I got here (#HephalumpWorld), and didn't stop tagging Big Ben until just a few months ago.

Boosting the Big Ben post has always been a habit, to show what I'm responding to.

Habits can change.

#TheArtOfShitposting

@trachelipus
Other than my kissmate, who pops in once in a while to make sure I ain't glomming onto the ladies, no one: I haven't really met IRL people/socialized since joining #HephalumpWorld. (I don't count the randoms I run across during Engentado, as they're one-offs)

I had a few in Canada/Twitter. (I don't count FB/IG, as that's for keeping in touch with family, not socializing)

I'm OK with just me, my kissmate, and the varying number of cats.

#LaBabosaSolamente #SolaLimax

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cool, grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Sunshine threatens. Kittys are fed, and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: Nada. Nada goddam thing. Other than the usual, I guess.

Good night, #HephalumpWorld.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets fall from the sky with gusto. Kittys are fed, and sit forlorn in the doorway.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: trying to keep the piss buckets empty, but someone keeps pissing in the Cheerios.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

I was awoken by my pain meds wearing off, and I wait for the morning dose to take effect.

A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten to fall from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: watch the idiots piss it all away.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cool mor
Well look who's here, again! I closed the door and trapped him inside, again.

#PharaohShoko #NotOurCat

Anyway...

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀 boy.

Today's agenda: orthopedic appointment this morning.

Watching Star Trek
Dubbed in German
Is a weird experience
And sleep beckons
Good night
#HephalumpWorld

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. Tea is steeping.

A damp, grey morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. The ghost of Charlemagne is restless, and wandering the grounds, wondering why his body's in Aachen. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #Nazis

Fuck you, 🚀boy.

Today's agenda: try to make it through another day of this shit.