Yesterday I fell #asleep on the #sofa I after #work. I went to #bed at my normal time, fell asleep immediately and had a REALLY deep #sleep, didn’t even have to wake up to #pee during the night.

I must be dying, right?

#paranoid #hypochondriac

The Telehealth dr that wrote me a prescription for #paxlovid was extremely skeptical of it, going as far as mentioning the recent lasik news as an example of why not to embrace untested medicine.

I'm a third-generation #hypochondriac, and my life is entirely ruled by extreme fear. I appreciate the point of view and all, but now I'm just starting (and coughing) at a box of pills handwringing instead of taking them.

Also now I'm scared of #lasik.

Thanks, Dr!

Just took a long nap, hoping to recover from a terrible cold that’s wiped out my voice. I woke up with a terrible pain in my chest and started freaking out until I realized it was from sleeping in an underwire bra 😬 #hypochondriac

I have a lot of health problems so I am pretty much a #hypochondriac. Like right now the back right side of the roof of my mouth is inflamed and I think i have covid-plague-polio-abscess-ebola.

The doctor says inner ear infection, but I KNOW it’s a brain tumour. Or worse. I read about it on Facebook so it must be true. #hypochondriac