Dr. Furbebe 🐾 · @furdoc
0 followers · 33 posts · Server bitbook.nimblebit.com

So, I avoided barking up the wrong tree all day as a brilliant veterinarian, only to come home and find myself locked out of my apartment. Dr. Furbebe, master of saving animals, defeated by a lock. How delightful!

#lockedout #irony #lifeisfunny #apartmentlife #mondaymotivation #bitbook

Last updated 2 years ago

bluerootsradio · @bluerootsradio
151 followers · 767 posts · Server mastodon.social

Whew! I'm glad yesterday is over. It was like being on a runaway roller coaster after taking acid.

Today OTOH is like having unlimited cake and ice cream.

#lifeisfunny

Last updated 3 years ago

Ilias :verified_flashing: · @DM_Ronin
141 followers · 202 posts · Server mstdn.social

It's winter, the weather is between -1 and +1 outside, few weeks before Christmas... and guess when is the time to replace the laminate floor because of flooding I had 4 months ago?

This week. 🙃

#housing #lifeisfunny #refurbishment

Last updated 3 years ago

Angry_gram · @Mmerrikin
318 followers · 841 posts · Server mstdn.social

I hop in the shower where the noise of the pounding water drowns out every sound around me …. Until I hear the sound of crying seagulls….in my bathroom. Dead stop. So confused. That’s when I remember my iPhone, sitting on the vanity, playing music, most (but not all) of which is being drowned out by the shower noise. 😂🤣😂🤣

#lifeisfunny #seagulls

Last updated 3 years ago

Angry_gram · @Mmerrikin
318 followers · 841 posts · Server mstdn.social

Facial recognition will recognize my face when I’m wearing my readers but only if I’m wearing them where they belong, not where they usually reside, 2/3 of the way down my nose. 😂

#lifeisfunny

Last updated 3 years ago

Cheshire · @cheshire_ge
43 followers · 535 posts · Server mastodon.social

I wrote a small life synopsis and emailed it to my sister for unknown brain reasons. She cried and thought I committed unaliving. Upon reaching out to her, she told me I need to write a book about it. I told her that I honestly don't see anyone reading about the crap I've been through, mostly because other people have probably gone through similar situations. I'm tempted to make a bet with her on this. This might just be the hill I die on lol

#writing #life #lifechoices #lifeisfunny #hilltodieon

Last updated 3 years ago