David · @David_White
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David · @DMW
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GayMan · @Gayman
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: 41-year-old, . I live in , a suburb outside of . I love watching especially my home teams(, ). I like , but I would enjoy it more if I had a to help me with my body. If there is anything else you want to know about me, please feel free to send me a

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Bonnie (she/her) · @BatsInLavender
527 followers · 2657 posts · Server hcommons.social

KUT: It's a hot tarantula summer: The spiders aren't dangerous; they're just looking for a mate kut.org/austin/2023-06-14/its-
>Tarantulas are coming out of hiding in Central Texas after years of living underground. They’ve reached sexual maturity and are ready for some action.

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WACOCA · @wacoca
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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 28 posts · Server ohai.social

"I have a FUPA!!!" These FB Dating profiles are wild.

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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 25 posts · Server ohai.social

Her: Could you survive a sexless relationship?
Me: Sure, if I was a Praying Mantis.




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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 24 posts · Server ohai.social

Her: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Me: *screaming internally*



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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 23 posts · Server ohai.social

Her: My most controversial opinion is . . .
Me: * Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.*
Her: That pineapple . . .
Me: *She said it*



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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 22 posts · Server ohai.social

*Goes on date*
Me: So, what do you like to do for fun?
Her: Marathons.
Me: What else do you like to do for fun?
Her: Ultra Marathons.
*5 minutes later.*
Me: Oh, so what brought you to Japan?
Her: The Tokyo Marathon.
Me: *oh boy*


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Last updated 3 years ago

Nona Rose · @nona80_swanette
320 followers · 1703 posts · Server mastodon.au

: I’m glad it’s over but it wasn’t too bad this year - a short essay on why it’s a stupid day regardless of your relationship status.

If you’re in a & you need a specially marked day in the calendar to remind you to make your partner feel loved, why are you in a relationship? The most loving partnerships I’ve seen never celebrate Valentine’s Day. They express their love to each other all throughout the year. Celebrate if you want, not out of obligation.

If you’re freshly out of a relationship, it’s an in-your-face reminder of what just ended & can bring up a whole host of very raw , some of which you may not be ready to or want to process. It’s ok to shut yourself off.

If you’re , it can be difficult to see others celebrating what you desire but what we see from the outside isn’t the full picture so just be mindful you aren’t looking through rose-tinted glasses.

And if you are , I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday!

❤️

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Alex Jaffe · @AlexJaffeComedy
0 followers · 20 posts · Server ohai.social

A first date for is like a first date for

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Mark oliver · @MarkOliver1
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Mark Oliver · @Marrkoliverr
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