“Who drew on the window with a banana?” -things you never thought you’d say before parenthood #238

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Hell hath no fury like a three-year-old who absolutely, positively does not want to wear that sock.

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Happiness is a small boy who has just discovered that geese have butts.

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You haven’t seen slow until you’ve seen a three-year-old launch a bowling ball with excruciating precision. When it reaches the pins some time next week, we’ll let you know.

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Not me trying to tiptoe quietly away and then knocking over a giant plastic car carrier filled with 100,000 Hot Wheels.

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three-year-old: my gill hurts.
me: you don’t have gills.
three-year-old: it still hurts.

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Es ist wirklich frustrierend, wie schnell Kinder aus Klamotten rauswachsen. Hab mit K4 eben Miss Vorschulkinds Sachen sortiert. K4 möchte das Zimmer renovieren, und da brauchen wir erstmal Platz.
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