Last night I dropped a jar of salsa in the stairwell, the lid wasn't on properly, and salsa splattered all over me, the pup, and the beige carpeting that lines the steps.. definitely more salsa splattered than was in the jar.. dark red chilis were used in the making.. I look up how to get salsa out of carpet and the first result I see says "your wife will never know"

I am, apparently, the unthinkable.. the spouse who *drops the salsa
#hotMess #midnightCleaning #salsa #cooks