Everyone here is sassy today. The Teen was commenting on how I got my sass from Vegan Lawyer GF (she is quite sassy) and I said my sass is more mature, more refined sass. He missheard and asked "mortified sass? whats that? Is that like when a Bard rolls a nat. 20 and sarcasms them to death? "
No, its more like when you point to the Ogre's terrible feet and go WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE? And he runs away embarrassed.
Mortified Sass would be a great band name.
#missheard #sass #nat20 #dnd #dand
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