#Journal, Day 1061
Monday, 13 February 2023

#wfh #productivity #mondaythe13th
#CharlietheConure #birdsofmastodon #unwind

Chekhov's handstand 😬😬😬 #MondayThe13th

This is the first time I noticed that the convenience store has signage that LEGIBLY indicates that we're in New Jersey. #MondayThe13th

"Did I do something wrong??"
I know that women are mysterious, dude, but hiding in the shadows so that you can chokeslam your girlfriend into a window as a prank MIGHT be related to her being grumpy. #MondayThe13th

Becky and I have instituted a global drinking game wherein any time a movie that was released in 3D has something fly at the camera for absolutely no reason you take a drink. Also strongly encouraged to yell "THREEE DEEEEEEE" at the screen. #MondayThe13th

I would pay a lot of money for a release of part 3 that's updated for modern 3D tech. #MondayThe13th

Hey is @LarryZerner gonna get in on this? Larry? You around today? #MondayThe13th

The part 3 theme is a legit bop #MondayThe13th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URL_eaahZ3A https://twitter.com/Shudder/status/1249821971786928129

RT @HorrorNHouseMu1: I love Betsy's dramatic range! #Halfwaytohalloween #mondaythe13th

RT @Shudder: This scene is the "I am your father" of horror. #Mondaythe13th #HalfwaytoHalloween

"Hey, look! It's Betsy Palmer! I recognize her from the moderately popular 1950s panel show 'I've Got a Secret'!"
-Literally no one in this film's target demographic
#MondayThe13th

Really glossing over the revelation that Ralph, a professional crazy person who spends all his time riding a bicycle around town and yelling at people that they're going to die, needed to be escorted home because "his wife is worried sick" #MondayThe13th

"What's wrong with it??"
"It's...wet, I don't know..."
Two idiots attempting to figure out why a car won't start while standing in the pouring rain. #MondayThe13th

Just want to talk about how this waitress has something like five lines and somehow manages to deliver two of the most awkward readings in the entire movie #MondayThe13th

RT @Shudder: You ever hang out in a pantry and just wait til someone opens it so you can warn them about a Death Curse? #MondayThe13th #HalfwayToHalloween https://twitter.com/Shudder/status/1249782353792323591/photo/1

Gonna do the big one today. #MondayThe13th

Gonna do the big one today. #MondayThe13th