Did you hear about the whales that tied the fisherman in basketball but also stole their hoops?

It was a net loss.

#naturejokes #basketball #jokes #puns #dadjoke #whales

Stop letting local fish listen to Iron Maiden! They won’t stop head-banging and it’s annoying! Love, the National Park Service

(A lot of mines around the country are still waiting for remediation: Mine site owners largely abandoned them rather than clean them up.)

#dadjokes #heavymetal #toxics #pollution #contamination #mining #jokes #naturejokes

#meta We're all out here trying to make Mastodon happen in a week when this is something people literally spend their entire well-funded careers on https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/13/world/woolly-mammoth-resurrect-deextinction-scn

((Mammoths and mastodons aren't exactly the same but I couldn't resist) #dadjokes #naturejokes #genetics

Seal Jokes!

🦭What do you call a seal when it's crossing the road
A pinnipedestrian

🦭Why did the seal cross the road
To get to the highest tide

#dadjokes #naturejokes