I will continue to subject everyone to stupid #Neurolink jokes until I get some boosts!
#nerlingersjokes

I’m beginning to wonder what kind of monkey business #Neurolink is really up to.
#musk #nerlingersjokes

Who is stupid enough to pay the cable and streaming companies for a paper-view event?
#nerlingersjokes

BREAKING - Neurolink has announced it has a patch for the bug in Elon’s implant, however the test monkeys have unionized and are demanding testing on old and nearly dead humans before monkey testing
#elonmusk #musk #nerlingersjokes

Flip flop makers were paid to enforce a system of apartheid by big toe.
#nerlingersjokes

If the world is my oyster, then that oyster came from the area around the sewage treatment plant.
#nerlingersjokes #humor

Does Microsoft know that Putin is using Windows to get rid of his political rivals?
#nerlingersjokes #humor

Does Microsoft know that Putin is using Windows to get rid of his political rivals?
#nerlingersjokes

In the "Barbie II" sequel, everyone at Barbie's pool party thinks the "Ken burgers" are fabulous after Barbie murders Ken and grinds up his remains.
#nerlingersjokes

I bought an electric vehicle and I still get gas.
#nerlingersjokes

The first “C” in CPAC stands for “Crime”
#gop #Republicans #nerlingersjokes

Not to brag but, every Tuesday I get a discount at TJ Maxx
#nerlingersjokes

The 100 year old tree that fell on the #DeSantis Governor’s Mansion was a “woke oak” 🥁😁
#nerlingersjokes #dadjokes #badjokes

Unisex describes my love life.
#nerlingersjokes

Christians believing #Trump was sent by God to save the country makes a great case for atheism.
#nerlingersjokes

After what happened last time, I don't give a damn what kind of trouble hamburger gets into, I will never be a helper again.
#nerlingersjokes

https://mastodon.social/@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon/110979384781774692

If we’re all in this together, then it must be all your fault.
#nerlingersjokes

https://universeodon.com/@jimmerthatisall/110972782450521112

Here on Mastodon I’ve seen so many pictures of cats in boxes, I now understand why Schrödinger used that analogy.
#schrodinger #nerlingersjokes

A marriedarity is created by a union of singularities.
#nerlingersjokes

Missed connection: You complimented my SpongeBob Square Pants boxer shorts when my pants fell down as I reached for a box of Count Chocula on the top shelf at Safeway today. I think it’s sexy when a woman isn’t afraid to laugh really loud in public.
#nerlingersjokes