@WallStreetJournalBot
Maybe some Trump supporters want to wait until he is prosecuted and jailed before voting for him. #NotTheOnion

Are you down with the 2023 #RepublicanParty majority in endorsing a convicted felon as the next President of the #UnitedStates. #NotTheOnion

Barnaby Joyce admits watching wrong Matildas game after pub showed July friendly - https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/14/barnaby-joyce-womens-world-cup-2023-watches-wrong-match-matildas-australia-vs-france

#NotTheOnion #NotTheShovel #NotTheChaser #NotTheBetoota #Matildas #France #WWC2023

@Teri_Kanefield #NotTheOnion

@deutrino #NotTheOnion

"Southern Water and Environment Agency claim roosting seagulls could be behind marked rise in seawater pollution"

Yes. It's the seagulls.There is no other explanation.

#nottheonion
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/health/southern-water-and-environment-agency-claim-roosting-seagulls-could-be-behind-marked-rise-in-seawater-pollution-4224292

"Twitter's approach to free speech backed by Taliban official"

#NotTheOnion #Twitter #Taliban #Musk #ElonMusk

https://www.euronews.com/2023/07/11/twitters-approach-to-free-speech-backed-by-taliban-official

@pivoinebleue #nottheonion indeed

@SteveThompson #NotTheOnion #IronyIsNotDead

@xgebi #nottheonion

Canadian judge rules thumbs-up emoji can represent contract agreement

#NotTheOnion

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/06/canada-judge-thumbs-up-emoji-sign-contract

@black_intellect
Important things:
"“Probably half of our football team comes from Minnesota, so that’s kind of a big deal to us,” College of Science President Rod Flanigan said."

#NotTheOnion

@Popehat #NotTheOnion?

Florida Stuff: Just in time for a big tourism holiday, Florida has a Permitless Carry law being enacted today, July 1st. Anyone can have a gun on them, it must be concealed, police can ask for ID. Medical marijuana card holders, a notoriously violent group, will not be eligible. This is a real article from a Jacksonville affiliate. #NotTheOnion #Florida #GunCult #GunCulture

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2023/06/30/florida-to-become-26th-state-to-implement-permitless-carry-law-on-saturday/

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-mom-offered-lemonade-stand-jobs-alabama-s-labor-department-stepped-in/ar-AA1dbW1d

Mother starts a lemonade stand with her 6 year old. Kiddo starts recruiting over social media to help out... The labor department was not amused.

#nottheonion #facepalm

…We are living in the stupidest possible timeline, y’all.

#ElonMusk and #MarkZuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

#NotTheOnion

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876

"Restaurant Must Pay Workers $140,000 After Allegedly Hiring Fake Priest to Extract Confessions of Workers’ ‘Sins’"

#NotTheOnion

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/20/business/california-restaurant-fake-priest-fine/index.html#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16873545231186&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2023%2F06%2F20%2Fbusiness%2Fcalifornia-restaurant-fake-priest-fine%2Findex.html

"[Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction] only permits a text-only version of Mein Kampf that is devoid of pictures, photographs, drawings, diagrams, etc. of [N]azi symbols"

however, "Effective #Java" by @joshbloch is not permitted:

"the content was found to pose a threat to the rehabilitation of inmates, the security of the institution, and order or discipline of the institution"

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2023/06/20/ohio-odrc-prison-book-ban-java-hitler

#NotTheOnion

Bizarre news story “4 charged in Harvard morgue body part theft scheme”: https://www.necn.com/news/local/4-charged-in-harvard-morgue-body-part-theft-scheme/2996841/ - the morgue manager basically had a side hustle for choice body parts. Best part: “Another defendant runs a store called Kat's Creepy Creations in Peabody, Massachusetts.” #NotTheOnion #News

#NotTheOnion

RT @mybroadband@twitter.com

Post Office delivers package — 13 years late https://mybroadband.co.za/news/it-services/495863-post-office-delivers-package-13-years-late.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mybroadband/status/1667925033858244608