"This is a relatively well-behaved spreadsheet" #overheardatwork

Is this the room for the Bi-curious Trauma Training? No dear, that's sophomore year of college.

#VicariousTrauma #training #OverheardAtWork

Overheard at work:

Them: I was talking to a POET cop the other day...

Me: a what?!

Them "A POET cop, Prolific Offender Engagement Team

Me: Oh, I totally thought you meant a cop that was a poet. I imagined a cop reading someone their rights in Haiku.

#OverHeardAtWork

"You really need to see someone. Whether that should be a doctor or an exorcist, I don't know." #OverheardAtWork

"Coz one of their trucks caught on fire, and, you know." #overheardAtWork #cubiclejob

Aunt: I need more coffee or a nap.
Me: ... isn't that my line?
Aunt: ... you don't drink coffee. You can't have more than none coffee.
Me: Some is more than none.

#OverheardAtWork