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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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@purplepadma "Believe me — I've seen the future and you're better off here!"

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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@Satori Baby Cat is NOT amused.

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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🚨 Hey, everyone!

Anyone? 🚨

There is cruelty to animals going on in this house!

CatsOfMastodon

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Last updated 3 years ago
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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Listen, buster — Ain't NOBODY ever gonna steal MY gingerbread man!

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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I don't care what the calendar says or what your Candlemas tradition is — this year you're not taking my gingerbread man away!

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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The only thing you'll like less than getting out of bed today will be me, starving to death...

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Last updated 3 years ago
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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"Good morning! I let you sleep extra late this morning, but now it's time to PLAY!"

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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"I'm sorry, were you looking to lay back down on your warm comfy flannel pillow? I'm afraid it's already occupied..."

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Last updated 3 years ago
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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PEOPLE AS PETS
Lesson 3: Mending Fences

"You've got some schmutz on your pants—some kind of fur, it appears...

[licks paw]

"Let me just take care of that for you..."

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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PEOPLE AS PETS
Lesson 2: The Old Switcheroo

“You do know, I was just joking about shredding you like a chicken, but now that you mention it, some shredded chicken would be nice!”

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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
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PEOPLE AS PETS
Lesson 1: Establishing Dominance

"As with any creature of little brain, you first need to establish your dominance. Show your human whose beak is the sharpest in your pecking order. Then tell them if they don't comply with your every whim, you'll have a nice shredded chicken dinner!”

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