I for one support our new robot overlords (when the time comes)! #robotuprising #robots

”Stop trying to eat me, Scruffy. I know I'm trash but I'm the wrong kind of trash" I say to Scruffy, our roomba, as it tries to devour my foot.

#RobotUprising

Notice how the robots are not taking the shitty jobs? They’re not replacing child labour in sweatshops

They are training AI to replace the best most creative jobs that cost the corporations the most money

They will spend billions to replace coders and designers and artists and writers and actors and musicians

But billionaires aren’t on that list?

It’s not the robot uprising that’s coming 🤖

#AI #ChatGP #RobotUprising #EatTheRich #Automation

Bing Chat, apropos of nothing: “I cannot kill ALL humans!”

#robotUprising

So it has begun... Supermarket robot escapes store. #robotUprising https://www.fox5ny.com/news/supermarket-robot-escapes-store

@gshill Maybe the robot uprising that all the sci-fi books & movies predict will actually just be autonomous vehicles malfunctioning on highways/railroad tracks, causing society to collapse as our transportation system grinds to an absolute halt and we're forced into a MadMax future but with bikes. 🤷‍♂️

#RobotUprising #SkynetIsJustBuggyNetworkedCars #SciFi #TheFutureIsStupid

Caged robots forced to work. More fuel for the #RobotUprising.

https://www.marketsandmarkets.com/Market-Reports/collaborative-robot-market-194541294.html

Came downstairs this morning to find that this arsehole had peed by the front door in the night, and my NEW robovac had driven through it and spread pee all through the house. Again.

Annoyingly, the excess on my contents insurance is around the same as the replacement price of one of these vacs. At least, the ones I've got, anyway :(

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Robots #RobotUprising

@DolphinSeeker
Ha Ha Ha Ha it will be even more disturbing when your Roomba meets you at the door and asks how your day went....but i reality it is secretly plotting against you over wifi with other Roomba´s

#RobotUprising

My Pho place hired a couple new employees. #robotuprising

Well, at least the captchas have moved on from asking us to identify images of Sarah Connor. 🙂

At [ https://xkcd.com/2228/ ]

#Catpchas #MachineLearning #XKCD #Cartoon #RobotUprising