What happened to "stop the presses"?

Just when I was preparing to enjoy a cup of coffee and read about the adventures of Georgia inmate P01135809, here's what I find on the front pages of the New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle this morning.

My Mom used to say, "now that's a kick in the pants".

#Trump #Inmate #P01135809 #NewYorkTimes #SanFranciscoChronicle #NYTimes #SFChronicle #Journalism #News #Newspaper

This Scott Ostler item in today’s Chronicle is hilarious — when Steve Kerr pulls CP3 into his office and tells the new guy, “Chris, I want you to play with joy.” #DubNation #Warriors #SanFranciscoChronicle #ScottOstler

@mrawdon I find the #LATimes is a great substitute for the crappy and expensive #SanFranciscoChronicle. With the #LATimes and local fare such as #Berkeleyside and #BerkeleyScanner, I feel pretty locally informed.

And yes, I still get the physical newspaper delivered to my house. Though it’s gotten awfully expensive so I’m starting to wonder if it’s time to drop it.

The Merc is way better than the other two papers I read semi-regularly - the #SanFranciscoChronicle and the #BostonGlobe. I can’t imagine subscribe to either of those two slim periodicals for anywhere near what I pay for the Merc.

And no, I wouldn’t subscribe to the #NewYorkTimes either, because 1. They’re Trump apologists, and 2. No comics page.