Cracking the Code: Mastering Modern Family Life for a Happier You! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK_AFErq98w

Modern family life can be a challenge, but with communication, embracing technology, and a little laughter, we can make it an adventure that's worth remembering!

#ModernFamily #CommunicationIsKey #EmbraceTechnology #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #FamilyGameNights #FunnyMovies #SillyJokes #TackleLifeWithPlayfulSpirit #MakeThisAdventureOneForTheBooks #thepsychicmantra #riyakhudania #mentalhealth #psychology

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I am late February tired. No sun for months and tomorrow’s hoped for snow day is gonna be a bust tired. Coming back from a busy “break” to go to a badly run PD kind of tired (and you know most PD’s aren’t great so when I say it was bad…).

Please tell me spring is coming. Send me pictures of cute animals or silly jokes. Help me plan my small raised garden for this year bc it’s time to order seeds. Anything? Help!

Thank you!!!

#tired #teacher #cats #dogs #pets #SillyJokes #garden #spring

I am late February tired. No sun for months and tomorrow’s hoped for snow day is gonna be a bust tired. Coming back from a busy “break” to go to a badly run PD kind of tired (and you know most PD’s aren’t great so when I say it was bad…).

Please tell me spring is coming. Send me pictures of cute animals or silly jokes. Help me plan my small raised garden for this year bc it’s time to order seeds. Anything? Help!

Thank you!!!

#tired #teacher #cats #dogs #pets #SillyJokes #garden #spring

Please enjoy a random image I found in my backups. I didn't make it, but I did add the catchphrase text. #sillymemes #sillyjokes

Two fresh #Plex users walking down the street:
- Look! A CD! I wonder what’s on it…
- Who cares?! Let’s rip it!!!
#sillyjokes #joke #audio #music #PlexAmp #plexmediaserver

@maisiesummers

This was a short story I read sooo long ago, but loved the gist (names changed to protect the innocent):

God:
Roman! What is the meaning of life?

Me, after much umming and ahhing and false starts:
I really don't know, God.

God:
Okay, maybe you can help me with this one. Six letters, second letter P. The clue says "choice".

#StupendouslyBadJokes #DadJokes #SillyJokes

@maisiesummers

Really? I'm not a driver at all, but last I heard the common message was:

"Be Alert on the Roads: New Zealand needs more Lerts."

#DadJokes #SillyJokes

@marjo @Loukas

Gawd, it's morning. How did that happen?

Anyway, I tried to poach an egg this morning, but the door was locked on the hen-house. The local farmer's upped his game.

Useless Quote of the day:
"Wot hav you ganed when it is all over?" – Basel Fotherington-Thomas

#DadJokes #SillyJokes #UselessQuote #NigelMolesworth

"Fools make feasts and wiser ones eat them;
Wiser ones make jokes and fools repeat them."
~Traditional (updated from "men")

So this fool Roman ALAN is repeating a joke of a wiser one again:
WORK: The place where mummy and daddy go to get tired.

And a bonus:
SMARTPHONE: A device that encourages you to do stupid things in public.

#SillyJokes #DadJokes

@notbovvered @watson_works

#DadJokes #SillyJokes

~ We've been fooling around a bit there, we have.

@marjo @Loukas

Maybe from "Two Ronnies"? Don't remember it faithfully.

ARREST IN RECENT BURGLARY CASE

Police arrested an 88-year-old man today, following investigations into the recent burglary of a secondhand goods shop, during which the security guard was assaulted and his dog drugged with a butcher's off-cut laced with benzodiazepine.

A police spokesperson confirmed that the suspect had been brought in on charges of "Knick-knack paddy whack, gave a dog a bone".

#DadJokes #SillyJokes

@marjo @Loukas

Happy to hear that you stayed for the show!

"Welcome, pachyderm friends, to the show that never ends! We're so glad you could attend! Come inside, Come inside!" (ELP)

Useless Quote for the day:
"We don't do 'Bell Boy'!" – Keith Moon

#DadJokes #SillyJokes #UselessQuote

@Loukas

At the risk of getting into a spot of trouble:

There aren't any girlsenberries, but you might find your huckleberry.

(huckleberry: US slang = the person one is looking for, the right person for the job)

#SillyJokes #DadJokes

Here's one from TheChive, so they got it from another feed:

Boss: This is the third time you've arrived in the office late! Do you know what that means?!

DGAF me: That it's Wednesday?

(Sorry, I'm actually exhausted …)

@Loukas

One from my progeny, as a 5yo (6 months after learning English):

"Dad, I like strawberries, I like raspberries, I like boysenberries.

And I really like libraries, too."

I have no idea where he got it from.

#SillyJokes #DadJokes

@Loukas

😆 😆 😆 🤣

Q: What goes haa-haa badonk?
A: A man laughing his head off!

#SillyJokes #DadJokes

Soo... what do I like to read and se on #mastadon?
#politics
#history
#food
#travel
#humanrights
#socialism
#philosophy
#sillyjokes
#puns
#ancienthistory
#archaeology
#humor
#Eurovision
#englishmediameltdowns
#dailymailmeltdowns
#criticalthinking

Should do for now.

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You
can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man
responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.

#SillyJokes #Humour #Humor

Did you hear the story about the skunk?

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.
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Never mind, it stinks.

#SillyJokes #Humour #Humor

You know there's no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along.

#SillyJokes #Humour #Humor