If a tiny hot pepper asked you for a blanket, it would be because they were a little chili.
>.>
#sillypost
If this photo were on an album cover, what would the album be?
(prompt: square crop camera roll history widget)
Q: What position in hockey do mythological half-human/half horse hybrids like to play?
A: Centaur
Tee hee :B
My genius money making scheme: taught my dog to find littered plastic bottles and aluminium cans. My state is bring in a 10 cent deposit scheme later this year (something I worked and fought for) - retirement sorted, haha! #dogsofmastadon #recycling #containerdepositscheme #australia #victoria #sillypost
#sillypost #victoria #australia #containerdepositscheme #recycling #dogsofmastadon
Hey, you.
You're awesome.
And if you're a furry, you might be an awesome possum.
An awesome possum named Dawson?
Who could be the boss's son >.>
Okay I'll stop, haha π
#genuinepositivity #sillypost #rhyming
I was trying to find a good joke to tell my friends here on the #fediverse.
I checked in the soda line, no jokes.
I checked in the ice cream line, no jokes.
There was no punch line.
#badattemptsathumor #jokes #sillypost #fediverse
Grab life by the lemons and give 'em a good squeeze!!
To make lemonade.
Wait, where are you going?
xD