Böser anonymer Account 🇺🇦 · @fzer0
598 followers · 5570 posts · Server nerdculture.de

Warum müssen Rechtskonservative ihre Meinung eigentlich immer mit einem Bierkrug in der Hand rausposaunen?

Ist das ein Fetisch?
Und meist ist es ja eine Maß, als müssten die was kompensieren.

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

David Bruchmann · @davidbruchmann
239 followers · 4736 posts · Server activism.openworlds.info

@isotopp kann man offensichtlich nicht nur durch SUV zur Schau tragen 🤷‍♂️

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

J-Mo ☭ · @JMo
5 followers · 77 posts · Server toot.io
Degrowth or Extinction · @ecosurrealism
485 followers · 1853 posts · Server jorts.horse
Sisbay · @Sisbay
26 followers · 10 posts · Server kinky.business

These ones felt very tasteful to me, I was going for a chaste kind of vibe, though I think I failed tbh

Been posting just soft dick pics so far, maybe I should show something a bit harder?

#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

Sisbay · @Sisbay
17 followers · 5 posts · Server kinky.business

I love how these turned out, my skin looks pretty good
There wasn't a lot of sunlight though, so I had to up the saturation on it a little, but I think it's nothing too exaggerated

#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

Sisbay · @Sisbay
7 followers · 3 posts · Server kinky.business

Two more from yesterday

If you're into sweat, you can see a little bit on my chest if you zoom enough (at least I think, compression's a b*tch), didn't notice till after the fact but I gotta say I like it

Also only blurred half of my face this time, so you can get an idea of how I look
Hoping I won't regret it later

#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

Chris Moorehead · @cjmoorehead
92 followers · 3021 posts · Server techhub.social

@spectatorindex Apparently, only the US and Canada have men who buy motor vehicles as penis extenders.

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

#2RR - 2 Ruote di Resistenza · @abesibe
84 followers · 843 posts · Server mastodon.bida.im
der_zaunfink · @der_zaunfink
487 followers · 137 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

@Pollos_Hermario
"Wer erzählt davon..."

Davon erzählen queere Menschen aller Geschlechter seit Jahrzehnten jede Menge. Hier steckt die geballte Genderkompetenz.

Es hört nur leider niemand hin, der*die das Problem partout als binären "Geschlechterkampf" begreifen will und lediglich an einem Schräubchen im heteronormativen Modell drehen möchte.

(Queere Menschen konnten beispielsweise auch sehr schnell erklären, was an so gar nicht feiernswert und emanzipatorisch war, aber das nur als Beispiel.)

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

Torsten :verified: :verified: · @tor
52 followers · 791 posts · Server norden.social
joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
430 followers · 10559 posts · Server masto.ai

If you had told ten years ago that she would take down a former and make it into the history books, I don't think she would have believed you.


#stormydaniels #potus #trump #indicttrump #arresttrump #lockhimup #dreamsdocometrue #hush #hushmoney #stormy #smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

Heiko Horst · @HeikoHorst
164 followers · 4255 posts · Server troet.cafe

RT @besserossi
des 30.03.2023:

1) : fckaf.de/gc4
(Achtung, Malte blockt sofort! 😂)

2) : fckaf.de/kDq

3) 💚💚💚: fckaf.de/KHv

4) : fckaf.de/xNJ

Retweet wäre toll. Danke.

#niewiedernazis #klimawandel #smalldickenergy #dummfragenammorgen

Last updated 2 years ago

Marco Maas 🥷 · @Moaske
46 followers · 1352 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

Just a thought: if you don't want people to drive like total dicks, maybe just don't build dick ? 🙄

#oversized #cars #suv #bansuvs #toolargecars #smalldickenergy #dontbeadick #trynottobeacunt

Last updated 2 years ago

Man Of Rust · @ManOfRust
71 followers · 341 posts · Server spoonie.community

Such a big parcel 😃
Such a small payoff 😵‍💫

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 2 years ago

joe•iuculano :verified_twtr: · @iuculano
387 followers · 9121 posts · Server masto.ai
Richard Hull · @Richard_Hull
1229 followers · 1346 posts · Server social.coop

CAPTION COMPETITION!! What an excellent photo of a deeply unpleasant man.
Photo by Christian Monterrosa/ Sipa USA
Photo illustrates article by Matt Bernardini
bylinesupplement.com/p/betting


#tuckercarlson #smalldickenergy

Last updated 3 years ago

Scientific advancements are only achieved through rigorous experimentation and testing of hypotheses:

PsyArXiv Preprints | Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link psyarxiv.com/uy7ph/

#fastcarenergy #smalldickenergy #experiments #science

Last updated 3 years ago

MettEagle · @MettEagle
122 followers · 4147 posts · Server mstdn.science

@SheDrivesMobility ranzig gealterter bildstyle

#smalldickenergy

Last updated 3 years ago

Adam Shutes · @adamshutes
74 followers · 437 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Why do these massive 'Off-Road HD Super Heavy Duty 4x4' trucks all dodge the potholes, and almost take me and my out while doing so?

Isn't that why they bought these monstrosities in the first place?

So they could dominate nature?

Except, you know, that pothole....

@TheWarOnCars

#bicycle #BikeTooter #smalldickenergy #weredoomed

Last updated 3 years ago