Warum müssen Rechtskonservative ihre Meinung eigentlich immer mit einem Bierkrug in der Hand rausposaunen?
Ist das ein Fetisch?
Und meist ist es ja eine Maß, als müssten die was kompensieren.
@isotopp #smallDickEnergy kann man offensichtlich nicht nur durch SUV zur Schau tragen 🤷♂️
LOL, LMAO even
#smalldickenergy #AnotheroneBitesTheDust #FuckBillionaires
#smalldickenergy #Anotheronebitesthedust #fuckbillionaires
These ones felt very tasteful to me, I was going for a chaste kind of vibe, though I think I failed tbh
Been posting just soft dick pics so far, maybe I should show something a bit harder?
#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy
I love how these turned out, my skin looks pretty good
There wasn't a lot of sunlight though, so I had to up the saturation on it a little, but I think it's nothing too exaggerated
#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy
#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy
Two more from yesterday
If you're into sweat, you can see a little bit on my chest if you zoom enough (at least I think, compression's a b*tch), didn't notice till after the fact but I gotta say I like it
Also only blurred half of my face this time, so you can get an idea of how I look
Hoping I won't regret it later
#nsfw #gay #nude #ass #smalldickenergy
@spectatorindex Apparently, only the US and Canada have men who buy motor vehicles as penis extenders. #SmallDickEnergy
@Pollos_Hermario
"Wer erzählt davon..."
Davon erzählen queere Menschen aller Geschlechter seit Jahrzehnten jede Menge. Hier steckt die geballte Genderkompetenz.
Es hört nur leider niemand hin, der*die das Problem partout als binären "Geschlechterkampf" begreifen will und lediglich an einem Schräubchen im heteronormativen Modell drehen möchte.
(Queere Menschen konnten beispielsweise auch sehr schnell erklären, was an #smalldickenergy so gar nicht feiernswert und emanzipatorisch war, aber das nur als Beispiel.)
If you had told #StormyDaniels ten years ago that she would take down a former #POTUS and make it into the history books, I don't think she would have believed you.
#Trump #IndictTrump #ArrestTrump
#LockHimUp #DreamsDoComeTrue #Hush #HushMoney #Stormy #SmallDickEnergy
#stormydaniels #potus #trump #indicttrump #arresttrump #lockhimup #dreamsdocometrue #hush #hushmoney #stormy #smalldickenergy
RT @besserossi
#DummfragenAmMorgen des 30.03.2023:
1) #SmallDickEnergy: https://fckaf.de/gc4
(Achtung, Malte blockt sofort! 😂)
2) #Klimawandel: https://fckaf.de/kDq
3) 💚💚💚: https://fckaf.de/KHv
4) #NieWiederNazis: https://fckaf.de/xNJ
Retweet wäre toll. Danke.
#niewiedernazis #klimawandel #smalldickenergy #dummfragenammorgen
Just a thought: if you don't want people to drive like total dicks, maybe just don't build #oversized dick #cars? 🙄
#SUV #BanSUVs #TooLargeCars #SmallDickEnergy #DontBeADick #TryNotToBeACunt
#oversized #cars #suv #bansuvs #toolargecars #smalldickenergy #dontbeadick #trynottobeacunt
CAPTION COMPETITION!! What an excellent photo of a deeply unpleasant man.
Photo by Christian Monterrosa/ Sipa USA
Photo illustrates article by Matt Bernardini
https://www.bylinesupplement.com/p/betting-on-russian-nihilism-the-illiberal
#tuckercarlson #smalldickenergy
Scientific advancements are only achieved through rigorous experimentation and testing of hypotheses:
PsyArXiv Preprints | Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link https://psyarxiv.com/uy7ph/
#fastcarenergy #smalldickenergy #experiments #science
Why do these massive 'Off-Road HD Super Heavy Duty 4x4' trucks all dodge the potholes, and almost take me and my #bicycle out while doing so?
Isn't that why they bought these monstrosities in the first place?
So they could dominate nature?
Except, you know, that pothole....
#bicycle #BikeTooter #smalldickenergy #weredoomed