When searching in Ireland for treasure, it is vitally important not to get confused between leprechauns and leper corns.

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Them: this sandwich tastes funny

Me: that's the one with the clown in it

Them: clown meat?

Me: *sharpening knife* another slice?

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them: 🎵 making loooo-ove outta nothin' at all 🎶

me: isn't that just masturbation?

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This was a short story I read sooo long ago, but loved the gist (names changed to protect the innocent):

God:
Roman! What is the meaning of life?

Me, after much umming and ahhing and false starts:
I really don't know, God.

God:
Okay, maybe you can help me with this one. Six letters, second letter P. The clue says "choice".

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Twisted Sister: I wanna rock!

But then a giant sheet of paper falls from the sky and covers them and they allll die.

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