You know the classic 'step on a rake, hit yourself in the face' thing? I accidentally updated it with the "step on a hoe and smack yourself in the arse" variant.

Every time my wife thinks about it she laughs until she cries and her stomach hurts.

#GardenWork #StupidHoe

Imagine being hangry and fugly and having limited human interaction for a year so all you think about is tacos and then you design a taco apron. Imagine it.

#fwfoodie #gayfoodie #stupidhoe #tacohoe #tacoslut #gaysingle #gaytexan #simplyfayutt https://instagr.am/p/CLA8t8fMOHF/