Torias Kane · @toriaskane
3 followers · 9 posts · Server mstdn.games

On the advice of my boss, I picked up Stranger of Paradise: FF Origin, and I'm liking what little I've played of it, especially when I can compare it to XVI.

I'm also very amused to tell people that I'm now switching between Final Fantasy May Cry and Final Fantasy Niō to see who gets this very insufferable joke.

#finalfantasyxvi #strangerofparadisefinalfantasyorigin #stupidjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

Holy Cow! · @JMW809
36 followers · 571 posts · Server mstdn.party

What do you call a bottle of vegetable oil in love with a handgun?

A smitten Wesson

#stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 45 posts · Server nerdculture.de
Holy Cow! · @JMW809
36 followers · 561 posts · Server mstdn.party

What do you call a rat run over by a car?

Vermin jelly.

#stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Holy Cow! · @JMW809
36 followers · 561 posts · Server mstdn.party

I built a cabinet but had to put it in the corner.

The wood was knotty.

#stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 37 posts · Server nerdculture.de

Started the day off right, with the traditional Boxing Day, a three-round amateur match with the neighbours. I won by TKO at 1:37 in the second round.

#boxingday #boxing #dadjokes #funny #dumbjokes #christmas2022 #stupid #stupidjokes #humor

Last updated 3 years ago

Aaron V. Humphrey · @alfvaen
22 followers · 202 posts · Server mastodon.murkworks.net

Arthur Dent: Could I have some tea, please?
Cybernetic Drinks Dispenser: WE HAVE NO T
Arhur Den: Oh no

#stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Paavo Kässi · @paavokassi
434 followers · 460 posts · Server zirk.us

Half of the localisation done. Note to self: use less , , and when writing the next game. Makes it easier in the post-post-production, if you don't have to spend time wondering the origins of the jokes you've written in the style of a silly tv-series you happened to watch nearly three years ago. Don't even remember anything about the show, just my own, stupid, out-of-the-context jokes.

#puns #wordplays #doublemeanings #stupidjokes #differance

Last updated 3 years ago

Dawkins Dog · @Dawkinsdog
116 followers · 47 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I'm trying to buy somebody Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir, for Christmas but I can't pick one up anywhere...

#christmas #gifts #stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Noreena · @nena
80 followers · 165 posts · Server mastodon.ie

If there’s an Italian server is the moderator The MastoDon

#stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago

Field Music · @fieldmusic
237 followers · 12 posts · Server mastodon.online

We're a kinda from UK, who've been making records since 2004. We have our own 'cause frankly how else can anyone afford to make records these days. We've also set up our own to release our excess recordings. Our releases come out through of . Their tolerance of our nonsense is really admirable. I'm prone to telling and resorting to .

#sarcasm #stupidjokes #london #memphisindustries #bignews #daylightsavingrecords #recordlabel #recordingstudio #sunderland #band #introduction

Last updated 3 years ago

I❤KITTENS · @seth73
19 followers · 106 posts · Server berlin.social

"Hey, weißt Du, was das mir diesem neuen auf sich hat?"
"Keine Ahnung, aber ich hab gehört, es ist schlecht zu Vögeln..."


#mastodon #chicksofmastodon #wildlife #photography #stupidjokes

Last updated 3 years ago