@tootjane #tootjane how about a co-reading and tooting, like this? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtS1L9LRioA/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

also, 2005 Kitty ended up married to El*n M*sk… #TootJane @tootjane

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Were you also “subconsciously drawn” to the giant Darcy statue that now stands in your duck pond

Oh, the wedding vows bunchage scene...those of us who use subtitles have been spared the view of bunchage...

Okay, maybe just Darcy's bunchage has been obscured by subtitling.

"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Bunchage!"

(credit to A Happy Assembly re bunchage)

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This is the first time I noticed (and shipped) Col. Fitwilliam and Caroline Bingley sitting together at the double wedding. #Coloneline #FitzBingley

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LADY CATHERINE: This, I suppose, is your mother?
LIZZIE: Yes. Allow me to present—
LADY C: And *this* person is one of your sisters, I presume.
LIZZIE: That is my sister Kitt—
LADY C [pointing]: And that individual, I deduce, must be your father.
LIZZIE: That’s the coat rack, my lady.
LADY C [bowing to the fireplace]: Archbishop, what are you doing here?
KITTY: This lady is tripping balls. Bring me some icewater and towels

Lady Catherine demanding satisfaction? Is there a duel planned? #TootJane @tootjane

"You know what this romantic scene needs?"

"More hand holding and kissing as they admit their feelings for each other?"

"No! A cart with fake burlap bags filled with fake corn and a fake farmer frogging around with the traces on a pair of horses."

"..."

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Lady Catherine calling their orchard a wilderness is serious shade #TootJane @tootjane

Lizzie wanting 40 such men is quite ambitious #TootJane @tootjane

Oof. While Lady Catherine sends no compliments to Elizabeth's Hoosier mama, Cousin Anne looks positively cadaverous.

What kind of mother drags such a sickly adult child around the country, more than 100 miles round trip in a carriage?

Hoosier mother, indeed.

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MR BENNET [as Bingley rides away seated backwards in the saddle, smiling and waving]: Jane, I believe you two are peculiarly well suited for one another

Alison Steadman's wink game is strong - if they were playing wink murder she would kill Kitty #TootJane @tootjane

"But Hoosier mother?!" Lady Catherine barks at Elizabeth.

LOL

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How is Janes nightie distinct enough from her gown to notice? #TootJane @tootjane

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I find it goes over better in a smart waistcoat and tails

Lady Catherine de Bourgh swans into the parlor and parks her bony privileged ass smack in the middle of three seats to prevent the rest of the Bennett women from taking a seat.

Where's an inconvenient pincushion chock full of needles when you need one?

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it’s ironic how low the bar is set for tall guys

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I’ll be dashed to blazes if this isn’t a very satisfying conclusion! Capital stuff! #HangKitty

Mrs Bennet is civil as in civil war #TootJane @tootjane