Kenneth · @kennethb
79 followers · 274 posts · Server mindly.social

note to self...procrastinate rhymes with another individual act...both result in time wasted when there's a deadline to meet.. was just on a video call with an OEM manager that gave me 6 excuses why they couldn't meet our deadline..deal with your trailer trash issues and then come to work....money talks,bullshit walks ...now this project has to be rescheduled ..those Vaseline intensive hand cranking asstards ...a wonderful SNAFU for my team..

#vaseline #asstard #procrastination #excuses

Last updated 1 year ago

mnml mnl (he/him) · @mnl
284 followers · 1389 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Steve Silberman · @stevesilberman
3496 followers · 289 posts · Server newsie.social

Rep. Matt Gaetz: "In Florida, if you’re still wearing a mask, we just assume you’re hideous." [via @Acyn on Twitter]

That's good news for women of Earth: If you don't want to be molested, ogled, felt up, creeped out, sex trafficked, harrassed, or undressed-with-his eyes by prominent stylist @MattGaetz, a single mask should be enough to protect you.

#gop #vaseline

Last updated 2 years ago

Suzanne van der Laan · @suzannevanderlaan
95 followers · 250 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Ik heb de rubbers van mijn autodeuren maar vast ingesmeerd met zodat ik ze morgen nog open kan krijgen.

#vriezen #tip #vorst #vaseline

Last updated 2 years ago

Le Général Midi · @legeneralmidi
251 followers · 4035 posts · Server mamot.fr
· @tutorialseri
61 followers · 5804 posts · Server mastodon.bida.im

3 Ways to Get Vaseline Out of Clothes

#howto #diy #vaseline

Last updated 5 years ago