Oh, right, yeah, I did the update and didn't tell anyone. Apologise for any server not found errors you may or may not have seen. Love you, #yellowmustard

Hello #yellowmustard types, seeing as there is a critical update that needs doing, I am taking this offline for an hour or so to apply it.

Custom emoji's might work now too, dear #yellowmustard

On the plus side, #yellowmustard, the broken profile pic issue seems to be resolved (for users on other instance, if your profile pic is busted, lemme know).

Hi team #yellowmustard there may (or may not) be a slight outage in the next little whilst as I have to update a few things.

FYI #yellowmustard folks, I don’t sign pacts or petitions as a rule, but I’ll be blocking the shit out of Meta instances because it’s the right thing to do.

I refer you to the picture..... need I say more.... probably......😂 😋 😆

#kroger #yellowMustard #ketchup

I think it's time to make a breakfast sandwich with #FriedEgg, fried #SPAM, American cheese, #EnglishMuffinToastingBread, a few shakes of #SlapYaMamma, and probably a hefty squeeze of #YellowMustard.

Because, hell, how long was I gonna live, anyway?

Hey team #yellowmustard, it will be pink again soon.

Team #yellowmustard, not only is that gum you like coming back into fashion, but the Discourse Discuss-alike is going invite only.

Hey, team #yellowmustard, let me know via email or PM if you want to get in with a pseudo (and possibly temporary, depending on what happens) Discuss replacement.

Hey #yellowmustard my host just told me the physical box this runs on is fuuuuuuuucked. They’re migrating the VMs any moment now so I guess I’ll see you on the other side?

#yellowmustard you might feel a slight pinch as I reboot the box this is running on for an update.

Team #yellowmustard, things might get a little rebooty for the next while.

Hey #yellowmustard I worked out what was wrong with the 2FA (and how to fix it on a user by user basis). If you want to have it re-enabled, PM me.

Dear #yellowmustard eff-ers and pee-ers, do you want/need 2FA enough for me to re-host this instance?

I've been away, I see things are still working well enough on #yellowmustard. If you wanted to fix the missing avatars, you can re-upload your own and it should all work a treat.

#yellowmustard crew - the 2FA service is acting up. If you are currently logged in, don't log out but if you do do that, and can't get back in, email me.

#yellowmustard crew, some how I have ended up with 80GB of useless media synced from other servers, and it's pushing my storage into the red. Going to reboot in 5 minutes. See you on the other side.

To the #yellowmustard crew who threw some money my way, you are all insane and way too generous. Keep it up.