Heard the following: 'The Parks Department seems to be a roving swimming ban - whenever it acquires new territory, "no swimming" signs appear automatically. They have claimed about 60 blocks of the East River shoreline, the 79th Street Boat Basin and that stupid little park they are building in Chelsea, as well as Little Island or whatever it's called.'

The signs 'spelled out in three different languages'
like #0ssining.

#NYCParksAndRecreation
#79thStreetBoatBasin
#eastRiver
#LittleIsland