#3ffer:

dr Biggie Pharms addresses baby mama, "Ms. Button, I've written 50 prescriptions to turn Benjamin's life around." Mama Button stutters, "isn't he young?" Dr. BP squeaks and leaks, "if only you knew."
Nov 22, 2015 10:31pm

Romance's last dance was with a night stand
Dec 02, 2015 12:31am

ABC: we know the alphabet
BBC: wur lernin
NBC: also we
PBS: we didn't even try
FOX: what do we say? #whatdoesthefoxsay? #brokennews
Dec 19, 2015 7:45pm

#3ffer #africantime and #condemnations

In America, my car clock's fast so I arrive early. Here in Malawi, my alarm clock's slow so I arrive on time #Africantime #timeisrelative
May 21, 2015 4:48pm

The same man who condemns same sex marriage finds a John, employs his hand, and does the Job #handyman
May 28, 2015 3:56pm

i have no boat to row so life is not a dream
Jun 13, 2015 3:58am