We live in a society where we literally teach kids “Mondays suck and Fridays are awesome”. Any wonder they are hard to motivate to go to school or want to eventually join the workforce? #4amThoughts

Of all the superpowers I have acquired in my #forties the ability of my body while sleeping to detect the precise moment the heat goes on in my bedroom is my least favorite #4amthoughts

Thinking about suing Taylor Swift. I was definitely the problem first #4amthoughts

Is the expression “good things come in small packages” about chastity and ruined orgasms?

#ache #chastity #4amthoughts