Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
457 followers · 1546 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

Please enjoy this ginger bread man from the twisted mind of my .

#nightmare #5yo

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Michelle Nogales · @louche_librarian
82 followers · 84 posts · Server sfba.social

I crocheted a scarf for my 5yo niece. I received this thank you card, depicting said scarf, in reply. I clearly got the better end of the deal.

#thankyoucard #5yo #Kidsart #crochetlinenstitch #crochetscarf

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
426 followers · 1256 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

My celebrates christmas by decapitating her barbie (or frozen or whatever it is) dolls.

#5yo #parenting

Last updated 2 years ago

edmonde · @edmonde
29 followers · 442 posts · Server home.social

🧒🏼 ¡Hoy es el mercadillo solitario!

#german #5yo #mercadillosolitario

Last updated 2 years ago

@nixCraft Sorry about this, couldn't resist it 😅

#chatgpt #ai #5yo

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
331 followers · 956 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

The wrote a at school for my wife. "I didn't know how to spell 'love'." 😏

#5yo #card

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
329 followers · 910 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

I bought some unicorn (*sigh*) for the , who does not love the plain white masks that she's been using.

One set of masks is certified , but the ear loop is slightly too big. The other set of masks fits perfectly, but even though it's a kf94 style, it does not have a kf94 certification. Interestingly, it has a T/GDMDMA 0005-2020 , which I hadn't seen before.

It appears to be a chinese standard specifically for .

#masks #5yo #kf94 #KN95 #certification #kidmasks

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
322 followers · 840 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

lol

My just drew this. I'm pretty sure she hasn't seen any comics (she's not really online, other than youtube kids). "He has a !" is her explanation.

#5yo #rage #brainfreeze

Last updated 2 years ago

Didier · @ON8SD
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Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
283 followers · 538 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

5yo: "I'm still hungry!"

me: "What do you want?"

5yo: "Some more of those food cushion thingies that have cheese inside."

me: "What?"
me: "..."
me: "Oh wait, you mean Ravioli?"

5yo: "Yeah, the Ravioli cushions!"

#parenting #cheesecushions #5yo #dinner

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
245 followers · 382 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

I was showing the how to replace the in her . She insisted on writing her name on the new battery. 🤷‍♂️

#5yo #battery #tablet #hardwarerepair #fixer #cheapandroiddevices

Last updated 2 years ago

Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
151 followers · 187 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

Well, after 30 mins of crying and screaming for mom, the is finally willing to settle for .

#5yo #dad #DadWins #parenting #victory

Last updated 2 years ago