The #6yo just matter-of-factly told one of my wife's friends that, "you may THINK you want kids, but you really don't."

#parenting

the #6yo keeps calling my wife "MRSA Girl" 😂

I asked the #6yo if she'd prefer to sleep at home, or at grandma's tonight. She said that bedtime is easier at grandma's, so she'd prefer that.

I asked her *why* bedtime is easier at grandma's; she explained that brushing is easier. I asked why brushing is easier. She giggled and gave me a bashful look and said, "because I *let* her brush me."

So the huge hassle she gives her parents every night as we struggle to brush her teeth? Completely on purpose. 😒

lol

Apparently my #6yo made the argument to her grandparents "that if she sleeps over two nights in a row then [they] become her parents."

(Naturally, I congratulated them on the adoption.)

"Thanks so much for making me this cool fort!" the #6yo says, taking over the cardboard that I was using to make CR boxes.

Then she runs over and hands me a cool hundred.

#parenting

The #6yo presenting me with her half-eaten breakfast: "Hey dad! Do you want some hand-made, tasted-by-me egghole toast?"

The #6yo celebrating her birthday by dropping her dinner on the floor and acting like a complete asshole to her brother.

LIKE A BOSS.

#parenting

The #6yo got this bday gift 30 mins ago and it's already naked and drawn on. I predict by tomorrow it will be missing its head, or at least a limb.

OH "Do I have to put clothes on _again_? It's so booorring!" #6yo #grind

Ik leg de #6yo uit wat een loopneus is.
Hij: "Oh, dus eigenlijk een #overloopneus."
🤷‍♀️

Asking Troll Two what his favourite part of the year was? Nothing.
What was the worst thing? Everything.
#EndofYearThoughts #TrollChildren #6yo

@rianvisser Hier doet Blitz het bij de #6yo erg goed. 😊