Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1849 posts · Server mindly.social

Do they purposely design ‘Family Sized’ cereal boxes to not fit inside cupboards???

Gotta stow them away with the rest of the kitchen outcasts like the jug of water and 10lbs bag of potatoes 😩

#Adulting #dadLife #parenting

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Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1847 posts · Server mindly.social

My kid brought home a multi-pack of glitter.

How soon can I put my house up for sale?

#parenting #dadLife #Adulting #glitter

Last updated 1 year ago

Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1845 posts · Server mindly.social

Tomorrow, I get to explain to my doctor that the reason I can't turn my head to the side is because my 5y/o kicked my ass playing HORSEY.

#dadLife #parenting #Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1843 posts · Server mindly.social

Anyone play real life Hungry Hungry Hippos?

Except instead of Hippos, You're slapping your vacuum to tilt up. And instead of marbles, you're trying to gobble up stray Cheerios? No?

#Adulting #parenting #dadLife

Last updated 1 year ago

Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1841 posts · Server mindly.social

The thing about cooking your own meals... is that you have to run out and get ingredients, then you need to actually cook those meals but then you gotta clean up after...

Takeout seems like such a better option for busy homes! Especially with groceries being so expensive now.

#Adulting #dadLife #parenting

Last updated 1 year ago

Edwinek 🌍 · @edwinek
136 followers · 1760 posts · Server mindly.social

I thought about that question most of us got asked when we were small: what do you want to be when you grow up?

I still don't really know the answer, but then I realised I don't plan on growing up anyway, I'll just keep farting around like I am now, that'll do me just fine.

#growingup #Adulting #philosophy

Last updated 1 year ago

Jake Wood · @wrd4riri
47 followers · 131 posts · Server urbanists.social

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

#zelda #chocolatemilk #choccymilk #Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
356 followers · 1841 posts · Server mindly.social

I wish I was as resilient as the weeds growing in my yard.

#Adulting #mentalhealth #dadLife

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Ben Keith 🚲 · @benlk
119 followers · 614 posts · Server urbanists.social

milestone: I have replaced my mailbox post for the second time. Now using a steel post.

#Adulting

Last updated 1 year ago

Man of Sand · @sand
353 followers · 1838 posts · Server mindly.social

What’s a reasonable time to stop responding to work emails on a Friday? 4:30pm? 4:55pm? 6:30pm? 🙃

#wfh #Adulting

Last updated 1 year ago

Man of Sand · @sand
353 followers · 1838 posts · Server mindly.social

Doing yard work in 30c heat to flex my dominance over the other weaker dads in the neighborhood 💪

I don’t care if they are 60 and I’m 40. Dominance is dominance.

#dadLife #Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
353 followers · 1834 posts · Server mindly.social

Boss is away for a week!

Guess that means I too am on vacation for a week -HAH!

Hit me up if you need hot fire graphics for your next project.

#design #GraphicDesign #Adulting

Last updated 1 year ago

Man of Sand · @sand
353 followers · 1832 posts · Server mindly.social

That $25 Pop-up book arrived and it’s magical!

#Adulting #marvel #design #dadLife

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Man of Sand · @sand
354 followers · 1827 posts · Server mindly.social

I’m shocked at how shitty people are at their jobs.

#Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
354 followers · 1823 posts · Server mindly.social

UGH! Contractors!

Dude showed up over an hour late, then asked me if I had a piece of drywall lying around.

THE DRYWALL GUY ASKED ME IF I HAD A PIECE OF DRYWALL

f m l

#Adulting #dadLife

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Man of Sand · @sand
354 followers · 1823 posts · Server mindly.social

Yesterday in a fit of tears, my 5y/o grumbled "You hurt my feelings! You forced me to take a shower! I didn't want to!"

I hurt her feelings because I didn't want her going to bed covered in filth from the playground.

#parenting #dadLife #Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
353 followers · 1817 posts · Server mindly.social

Accidentally waterboarded myself with the water flosser this morning

#Adulting #dadLife

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Man of Sand · @sand
352 followers · 1813 posts · Server mindly.social

Stuck in bed
First one to wake up.
Don’t want to make any sudden movements that could wake up my wife and kid

#dadLife #parenting #Adulting

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Man of Sand · @sand
352 followers · 1811 posts · Server mindly.social

Spent thousands of dollars on installing new pot lights in the house - and now that they are in, we’re not happy with the results.

Homeownership is such a kick in the nuts.

#Adulting #dadLife #homeownership

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Man of Sand · @sand
352 followers · 1810 posts · Server mindly.social

Contractors have arrived and started drilling and cutting through drywall.

Which is great because I could use yet another distraction from working from home with my wife and kid 😎

#Adulting #homeownership #dadLife #wfh

Last updated 1 year ago